He May Not Be Prince Charming Quotes

#1. They looked and seemed like a perfect match in every way possible.
I wanted that. I wanted to find someone who belonged with me like the stars belonged with the sky. Someone I could get lost in, who would make me forget about reality for a while(...)

C.J. English

#2. She lives as if she is constantly on the brink of some great fulfillment. As if she were waiting for Prince Charming to take her away "from all this". All what? The solitude of living inside her own soul? The certainty of being herself instead of half of something else?

Erica Jong

#3. I'm the girl who still believes prince charming exists somewhere out there.

Taylor Swift

#4. The prince isn't always charming and the princess isn't always a virgin.

Alison Bliss

#5. I'm not Prince Charming. I'm the bad guy that sneaks into the castle when Prince Charming is off singing songs in the woods. I'm the one with the big cock that bends needy Cinderella over. And I'm the one that makes her scream until her throat's raw and she can't sing a note.

Kenya Wright

#6. Prince Charming was requesting my presence tonight.

Melissa Kantor

#7. He picked the one Cinderella on earth who would smash the glass slipper and cut off a few toes to keep Prince Charming from finding her.

Amanda Usen

#8. I would do anything to make you as happy as you make me. You are an amazing woman, and deserve to be treated like a princess. Let me be your Prince Charming, and I will make all of your fairytales come true.

S.H. Timmins

#9. I've always been ... charming." Prince Baldair smiled at her, and she didn't even refrain from rolling her eyes.

Elise Kova

#10. Oh, if somewhere there were a being strong and handsome, a valiant heart, passionate and sensitive at once, a poet's spirit in an angel's form, a lyre with strings of steel, sounding sweet-sad epithalamiums to the heavens, then why should she not find that being?

Gustave Flaubert

#11. How charming. The king and his little princess knocking on my covens door." Ursula sighed dramatically. "What do you insolent merfolks want with me now? I swear I haven't eaten any of your children."
-Ursula

Khalia Hades

#12. Do you sit home like the Virgin Mary waiting for Prince Charming to come along? Or do you go out with Prince not-so-charming and at least get out of the house and have some fun while you wait for the right guy to come along?

Danielle Steel

#13. I am no prince if not yours. -Brandon Maxfield

Ninya Tippett

#14. I found the kingdom of far far away, prince charming would not be so far.

Arzum Uzun

#15. The closest he got to being Prince Charming was being a Principe della Mafia, but there was nothing remotely romantic about that.

J.M. Darhower

#16. If you were expecting Prince Charming, I'm sorry. He's with his boyfriend.

Shayla Black

#17. I feel like Cinderella sitting in the middle of the road with a pumpkin and a couple of mice, while Prince Charming charges off to rescue some other chick.

Cynthia Hand

#18. I am not a Damsel In Distress who needs a Prince Charming. I am more of Rani Laxmi Bai who rides a Sturdy Horse.

Nikita Dudani

#19. My feet ached in my Cinderella shoes. I shifted my weight and wiggled my toes beneath the cutting Lucite straps. My Prince Charming had finally showed up, I thought wretchedly, and he was too damn late.

Lisa Kleypas

#20. He may not have been her Prince Charming, but he had definitely just exposed himself as Prince Shit.

Danielle Steel

#21. I've been a little sad that so many girls love Tommy so much. Hello!?! Tommy Hazard and Prince Charming - neither one exists!

E. Lockhart

#22. I want Prince Charming to ride up on a white horse and carry me off to his castle. The only difference between me and other girls is once I get there, I want him to bend me over the throne and pull my hair while he fucks me hard and calls me names.

Stylo Fantome

#23. I may look like Froggy the Gremlin, but in truth I'm Prince Fuckin Charming.

Stephen King

#24. My advice for girls who are waiting for their Prince Charming is to be open for anything. Be open to new experiences, be open to the idea that it may take longer than you want, but if you're open to meeting new people and new adventures, then love will come along.

Lily Collins

#25. We all have to let go of the Prince Charming complex and realize he doesn't necessarily exist in the package we assume he'll come in.

Gabrielle Union

#26. A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.

Mason Cooley

#27. I suppose you can never tell right off who might have a piece of Prince Charming deep down inside.

Ingrid Law

#28. He had told her he wasn't Prince Charming, but what he hadn't said, was he wished he could be.

C.J. Roberts

#29. No wonder Sleeping Beauty looked so good ... she took long naps, never got old, and didn't have to do anything but snore to get her Prince Charming.

Olive Green

#30. My one true love. My deformed or mutilated or diseased prince charming. My unhappily ever after. My hideous future. The monstrous rest of my life.

Chuck Palahniuk