Have Your Cake And Eat It Quotes

#1. Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It's like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It's like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

Chetan Bhagat

#2. Now, Hazel was not stupid. She knew that just because you see a piece of cake and a sign that says EAT ME doesn't mean you should actually do it. And just because two giant ravens point you in the direction of a path doesn't mean you should take it. But it was the only path she had.

Anne Ursu

#3. Rich people believe "You can have your cake and eat it too." Middle-class people believe "Cake is too rich, so I'll only have a little piece." Poor people don't believe they deserve cake, so they order a doughnut, focus on the hole, and wonder why they have "nothing."

T. Harv Eker

#4. You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let them eat croissants.

Brian Spellman

#5. The Pumpkins love rock-and-roll, we absolutely love it, but we also think it's a flatulent, ego-serving kiddie playground. You can have your cake and eat it too.

Billy Corgan

#6. Have your cake and eat it ... there's no other reason to have a cake

Derren Brown

#7. You're gonna see change, you're gonna see Maycomb change its face completely in our lifetime. Your trouble, now, you want to have your cake and eat it: you want to stop the clock, but you can't.

Harper Lee

#8. You can walk away from your mistakes You can turn your back on what you do Just a little smile is all it takes And you can have your cake and eat it too. Loneliness will get to you somehow But ev'rybody loves you now.

Billy Joel

#9. But of course you can have your cake and eat it, too - if you decide to to bake a second cake. And you may well find that baking two cakes does not take twice the work of baking one.

Robert Kuttner

#10. I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it.
But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it?
Frame it?
Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?

Marian Keyes

#11. You can have your cake and eat it. But my God, it will go rotten inside you.

D.H. Lawrence

#12. You cannot eat your cake and have it.

James Joyce

#13. You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.

Miguel De Cervantes

#14. Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers.

Sally Field

#15. You can't have your cake and let your neighbour eat it too.

Ayn Rand

#16. Yes, you may have your cake and eat it too. I will only take the rest of the world along with all the other cakes in it, thank you!

C. JoyBell C.

#17. We've been able to have our cake and eat it, too. Every song, every T-shirt, is absolutely a pure expression of what we want to do. And it connects.

Tom Morello

#18. You want to have your cake and eat it too.
That's what she'd said. And what the hell does that mean anyway? If I've got cake, what else would I do with it? That phrase never made any sense to me.

Beverley Kendall

#19. You CAN have your cake and eat it too. Just try not to choke.

Shantale Finnerty

#20. In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach.

Catherynne M Valente

#21. Remember, in life, you can't have your cake, eat it too, and then expect a side plate of brownies. Make your choices and live with the consequences. Now - go think about it!

Matthew W. Grant

#22. I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Gabriel Iglesias

#23. Enjoying your marriage means you can have your cake and eat it too.

Nisla Love

#24. How often do the poor in the US get to stand in front of their nation's Marie Antoinette's and shove the stale, mass-produced cake of lower class reality back into their mouths?

M.B. Dallocchio