Haskells Funeral Home Quotes

#1. Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.

Vicki Lesage

#2. Wherever there is one job on the verge of being lost, I will fight to save it. Wherever there is one company looking to grow in West Virginia, I will fight to make that growth a reality.

Joe Manchin

#3. He sure is a crazy one," she said. "Sure reminds me of my husband that run away. Just exactly the same guy. I sure hope my Mickey don't grow up that way, they all do now.

Jack Kerouac

#4. You're 60
But honestly it doesn't show
Mind you, you reached the age of consent
About 50,000 consents ago!

John Walter Bratton

#5. Yes, but what is it good for? What does it mean?" Her look was full of pity. "If you have to ask that question, you wouldn't understand the answer.

John Varley

#6. You get tragedy where the tree, instead of bending, breaks.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

#7. I'm one of those writers who can't talk about what they're working on. The entire four years I was writing 'House of Sand and Fog,' my wife never saw a word of it. I just have to keep it in the womb, and then everyone can have a crack at it.

Andre Dubus III

#8. I didn't like Barbie dolls, so I used to have this overactive imagination, and I used to pretend to be all these different things. My weird childhood fetishes seem to have come to life now as an actor.

Sonam Kapoor

#9. Sometimes God lets you hit rock bottom so that you will discover He is the Rock at the bottom.

Tony Evans

#10. The more I know, the more I realize I know nothing.

Socrates

#11. Good people see past their own fucking lives.

Isaac Marion

#12. The only way to accomplish big results is to think big and set big goals.

Mark Victor Hansen

#13. THE POETRY OF LIFE RICHARD CHIZMAR I

Michael Bailey

#14. On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

Scott Adams