Haryana Tourism Funny Quotes

#1. She said, "Look down at your chest."
I held the cell phone to my ear as I bend my head. Two red dots, quivering slightly, danced right over my heart.
"You are one second away from death," said the caller.

Jonathan Maberry

#2. Knowledge is light.
God is light.
God is knowledge.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#3. We can choose the type of thoughts we repeat in our mind. Nothing can force us to pick any memory, circumstance or relationship without our permission.

Hina Hashmi

#4. Sometimes truth was the most brutal weapon of all. And the greatest gift.

Debora Geary

#5. Please, sir, I want some more.

Charles Dickens

#6. Earlier this month the State Department gave the umpteenth performance of its popular play, Please Tread on Me, with Ceylon as guest star, and the usual cast.

William F. Buckley Jr.

#7. I think about God, yes, and I wonder if there is a God. And if there is a God, will God please help me through my hard trips.

Brian Wilson

#8. If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.

Norm MacDonald

#9. Learning that a snake was afraid when it bit didn't mean it would never bite again.

A.R. Ivanovich

#10. I've been been rich
I've been poor
Rich is better
I've been young
I've been old
Young is better

Cher

#11. I don't see any use in finding out things and clogging up my head with them when I mayn't ever have any occasion to use 'em.

Mark Twain

#12. Many space psychology experiments these days focus on ways to detect stress or depression in a person who doesn't intend to tell you about it.

Mary Roach

#13. If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.

Bobby Slayton