Top 20 Harry Secombe Quotes
#1. To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral.
Spike Milligan
#2. I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan
#3. Anyone who, for 25 years, has built a career on such tenuous foundations as a high-pitched giggle, a raspberry and a sprinkling of top 'Cs' needs all the friends he can get.
Harry Secombe
#4. world is not a zero-sum struggle in which one country's gain is another's loss.
Jeffrey D. Sachs
#5. The custom of Mother Church in baptizing infants is certainly not to be scorned, nor is it to be regarded in any way as superfluous, nor is it to be believed that its tradition is anything except apostolic.
Saint Augustine
#6. For true peace of mind we must acknowledge whatever fault we live upon, whatever time bomb ticks in our closet, and enjoy our Shangri-la nonetheless. It isn't the absence of the problem; it is how one lives in its presence that matters.
Chungliang Al Huang
#7. My voice is not so much 'bel canto' as 'can belto'.
Harry Secombe
#8. If you shake your fist, the other guy will shake his too. But if you extend your hand to shake their hand, then they will extend theirs also, and you've made a friend.
Ricardo Montalban
#9. I'm a Scorpio, and who knows if there is any validity to it, but I'm very emotional. I have high highs and low lows.
Chely Wright
#10. YODA: But mind the dark side.
Anger, fear, aggression
from
The dark side are they.
Easily they flow,
Quick to join you in a fight.
Aye, they do not fail!
Once on the dark path,
Forever shall not control
Thy destiny, Luke.
Ian Doescher
#11. Ask a wise man to dinner and he'll upset everyone by his gloomy silence or tiresome questions. Invite him to a dance and you'll have a camel prancing about. Haul him off to a public entertainment and his face will be enough to spoil the people's entertainment.
Desiderius Erasmus
#13. I suffer fools gladly because I am one of them.
Harry Secombe
#14. I think no woman I have had ever gave me so sweet a moment, or at so light a price, as the moment I owe to a newly heard musical phrase.
Stendhal
#15. Somewhere between
what is...
and what can be...
begs the question...
what are you meant to be?
Manoj Vaz
#16. Hey, you're going to hurt someone if you keep doing that!!!
Harry Secombe
#17. Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
Will Cuppy
#18. I try to manage my time to conserve energy.
Karen Duffy
#19. I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!
Rodney Dangerfield
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