Harry Potter Sarcastic Quotes

#1. The fat Russian agent was cornering all the foreign refugees in turn and explaining plausibly that this whole affair was an Anarchist plot. I watched him with some interest, for it was the first time that I had seen a person whose profession was telling lies - unless one counts journalists.

George Orwell

#2. I believe that religion should be totally separated from the state. That's not the way it is today, not even in Sweden.

Bjorn Ulvaeus

#3. I swore that I would never say I miss you more everyday but, some things are better left unsaid ...

Ariana Grande

#4. You still remember the bad rounds here, but they don't stay with you as long. The Champions Tour is great, it's competitive and it's a wonderful show, but it's not the real big league. The real big league is the PGA Tour, and we all know that.

Tom Kite

#5. Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones' until I saw the bookshelf sagging under the burden of those other volumes.

Dave Morris

#6. -but deep inside we know that we are, each of us, unknowable and ultimately alone, even when we love.

Adrian Barnes

#7. I grew up watching Letterman, 'Seinfeld,' 'SNL,' and Monty Python movies. But nothing made me want to get into comedy more than when 'Mr. Show' started airing.

Joe Mande

#8. It's good to suffer. Dont complain. Bear, bow, accept - and be grateful that God has made you suffer. For this makes you better than the people who are laughing and happy.

Ayn Rand

#9. Face up to those areas that are weak in your life and seek to make them strong.

Denis Waitley

#10. Those who advocate either slavery or income taxation should be ashamed of themselves. Genuine freedom entails the abolition, not the reform, of income taxation and the IRS, just as genuine freedom entailed the abolition, not the reform, of slavery.

Jacob G. Hornberger

#11. Most of us are one of two things: blind or chicken-shit. We wouldn't know a crossroads in our lives if it had a set of stoplights and a Denny's.

Larry Brooks

#12. A dalliance with poetry before we dance.

Delano Johnson

#13. Step one of Street View was to get the pictures in place - in a few short years, we've gotten used to the idea that nearly any place on earth can now be visited as a set of images on Google.

John Battelle

#14. We have come into the world naked, and all the animals are naked, why should man hide his body behind clothes?

Rajneesh