Happy Fish Quotes

#1. You've heard the saying, "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." Well, just change that to "F**k a man and you've made him happy for a day. Teach a man to f**k and you've made him happy for a lifetime.

Roberto Hogue

#2. After centuries of darkness
fish may lose their vision,
and happy in the still pool
will forget that light was once their day.

Barry Pomeroy

#3. Anytime I can sneak in a moment to fish and ride horses, I'm a happy camper.

George Foreman

#4. God made us walking animals - pedestrians. As a fish needs to swim, a bird to fly, a deer to run, we need to walk, not in order to survive, but to be happy.

Enrique Penalosa

#5. Happier than a cat in a Peruvian fish market.

Coriander Woodruff

#6. Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.

Eddie Izzard

#7. Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.

Richard Griffiths

#8. And Venus among the fishes skips and is a she-dolphin
she is the gay, delighted porpoise sporting with love and the sea
she is the female tunny-fish, round and happy among the males
and dense with happy blood, dark rainbow bliss in the sea.

D.H. Lawrence

#9. Cops and schoolteachers," Sloan said with satisfaction. "A cop and schoolteacher bar. The teachers drink like fish. The cops hit on the schoolteachers. One big happy family.

John Sandford

#10. My mother, poor fish,
wanting to be happy, beaten two or three times a
week, telling me to be happy: "Henry, smile!
why don't you ever smile?"
and then she would smile, to show me how, and it was the
saddest smile I ever saw

Charles Bukowski

#11. I am only happy when I am swimming like a fish.

Duke Kahanamoku

#12. Better to be happy with the cod fish in your plate now, than to linger for the taste of a tuna that is still swimming in the sea.

Dennis E. Adonis

#13. I grew up in Southern California, and I particularly did not fit in. I always felt like a fish out of water in my hometown because everyone was very happy, and I was thinking about death and anxiety, and not many other people around me seemed to be thinking about that.

Rachel Bloom

#14. It is a river of ideas from which I fish out sounds that make my soul happy.

Michal Lapaj

#15. I am firmly convinced that the ideal combination leading to a happy life is to have the time to both fish and read.

Brian Murphy

#16. I was as happy as a fish in water, and I could have stayed in that room for ever, have never left that place.

Ivan Turgenev

#17. My favorite color is violet. The scent of roses makes me feel at home, wherever I am. I do not enjoy fish, but I will eat it to make a loved one happy, suffering through my smile.

Renee Ahdieh