Top 4 Happy 60th Birthday Quotes

#1. Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy.
How are you dealing with your awful debility,
lessened utility and loss of mobility?

John Walter Bratton

#2. It's a good thing wrinkles don't start 'til you're 50ish.
So, wrinkles, then Happy 60th, and then
Just think, you'll be 70
In just those short years, numbering ten

John Walter Bratton

#3. You really must stop acting
Like a 20-year-old, gold plated
In a midlife crisis
You just graduated
Happy 60th

John Walter Bratton

#4. If age was temperature,
You'd be getting hotter
Happy 60th degree
You, hot shotter

John Walter Bratton

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