Happy 2015 Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 11 famous quotes and sayings about happy 2015 funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 11 Happy 2015 Funny Quotes

#1. I feel like my life has been very serendipitous and really kind of humorous. Everything that's happened to me has been like an, 'Omigod, are you kidding me?' - Author: Vicki Lawrence
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#2. Yet we have tens of millions of people in this country out of work. Every month we get the reports from the Bureau of Labor Statistics that say even more people have given up looking for work. The - Author: Ted Cruz
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#3. When people call something a 'fail,' it's because you tried to accomplish something but didn't make it. If you're just walking down the street and something bad just happens to you, that's not really a fail on your part. You might call that situation a fail. - Author: Ben Huh
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#4. Never assume you understand. Ask the questions. - Author: Brian Tracy
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#5. The one indispensable requirement for producing godly, mature Christians is godly, mature Christians. - Author: Kevin DeYoung
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#6. Telepathically, I tell her I'm sorry. I tell her I just can't confide in her right now, tell her the three feet between us feels like three light-years to me and I don't know how to bridge it.
Telepathically, she tells me back that I'm breaking her broken heart. - Author: Jandy Nelson
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#7. The value of music is not dazzling yourself and others with technique. - Author: Herbie Hancock
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#8. I don't have many friends, but I think you're one of them. And friends don't send friends to get their souls sucked out. - Author: Alexis Hall
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#9. There is hope in people, not in society, not in systems, but in you and me. - Author: Jiddu Krishnamurti
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#10. Deciding what to read is also a matter of filtering. - Author: Jean-Claude Carriere
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#11. I'm not a great band member; I'm more of a band leader. - Author: J. D. Souther
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