Happily Married Man Quotes

#1. There was a look of woe on his face that was almost comical. Raids, bullets, criminals ... no problem. A missing duster? Crisis.

Richelle Mead

#2. Can the life of the time be caught in an advertisement? Is that how it is, really, in the meadows of the world?

Donald Barthelme

#3. The happily married man with a large family is the test pilot for me.

Nevil Shute

#4. No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a really nice man who wishes she were not.

Mary Catherine Bateson

#5. Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.

Charlaine Harris

#6. The highest happiness on earth is marriage. Every man who is happily married is a successful man even if he has failed in everything else.

William Lyon Phelps

#7. It's not the world wide web. It's the women wide web.

Tiffany Shlain

#8. I am happily married to a wonderful man. He is not in the business.

Erin Moran

#9. Fundamental Attribution Error. The error lies in our inclination to attribute people's behavior to the way they are rather than to the situation they are in.

Chip Heath

#10. Mostly that it takes two to make a couple. One person can't do it on her own, no matter how hard she tries; In our case, I want to be happily married, but you' don't. So, I'm cutting my losses and moving on in the hope that, someday, I'll find a man willing to share more than just his bed with me.

Catherine Spencer

#11. I'm not entangled in a bunch of lawsuits and a web that I can't get out of. I can hold my head up ... a happily married man who has his head in order. There isn't a bunch of scandal in my life.

Prince

#12. I know the Pope is opposed to the use of condoms. All I can say is, I am a spiritual man and I've been happily married for 21 years. I don't even know what a condom is anymore.

Tom Hanks

#13. Some of the braver say I am mad.

Katlyn Charlesworth

#14. There are countless reasons for reading, but when you're young and uncertain of your identity, of who you may be, one of the most compelling is the quest to discover yourself reflected in the pages of a book.

Michael Cart

#15. I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.

Patrick Marber

#16. Our faculties are more fitted to recognize the wonderful structure of a beetle than a Universe.

Charles Darwin

#17. One [television] program was an interminable exploration of the question: can a woman with a low I.Q. be happily married to a man with a high one? The answer seemed to be yes and no.

Kurt Vonnegut

#18. Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.

Novalis

#19. Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

Barry Humphries

#20. Oh, I've had terrible, terrible relationships! The fact that I ever got happily married to a great, normal man is kind of a miracle.

Caroline Leavitt