Handeland Joan Quotes

#1. I open my arms wide and declare with love that I deserve and accept all good!

Louise Hay

#2. There's no such thing as the perfect soulmate. If you meet someone and you think they're perfect, you better run as fast as you can in the other direction. 'Cos your soulmate is the person that pushes all your buttons, pisses you off on a regular basis, and makes you face your shit.

Madonna

#3. Marriage is worse than dying. Why stay with one person for fifty years? We advise against marriage.

Joey Ramone

#4. No, I'm from the South, remember? We get snow when we've done something to upset God, which we don't do very often.

Autumn Jordon

#5. My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap.

Lisa Bonet

#6. Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.

Donald Glover

#7. Life without a Kindle is like life without a library nearby.

Franz S. McLaren

#8. Too many of the elderly do not have the family or the communal attachments necessary to feel valued; too many are widowed or otherwise alone; too many live in surroundings where they are essentially without the companionship necessary to stimulate a mind in danger of deteriorating.

Sherwin B. Nuland