Halfass Quotes

#1. I could live with one butt cheek - just sit at a slant for the rest of my life, not worry about how baggy the seat of my blue jeans looked, get used to the nickname Halfass - but I couldn't live with my brains blown out.

Dean Koontz

#2. In New York, especially, so much of your life is spent on the streets. You don't always want to be driving around in an SUV with a security guard. You want to be able to walk to a restaurant; you want to go and do things.

Megan Fox

#3. Ray's got a thing for everyone with a vagina. He's a dickhead.

Sarah Lotz

#4. To be able to say that "if we change our point of view in the following way ... things are simpler" is always a gain.

John Tukey

#5. Call me traditional, but the whole manscaping trend turns me right off.

Cara McKenna

#6. Mmm. O positive, my favorite.

Richelle Mead

#7. Had the followers of Jesus remained an obscure Jewish sect, most of you would not have learned to read, and the rest of you would be reading from hand-copied scrolls.

Rodney Stark

#8. I love the way you smile at me ... knocks me on my arse.

Amy Harmon

#9. Thereafter Zarathustra went on again for two hours, trusting to the path and the light of the stars:

Friedrich Nietzsche

#10. Even the most powerful flames can be destroyed by water.

Erin Hunter

#11. I am this fiery snail crawling home.

Charles Bukowski

#12. It sounds like a cliche but there are no shorts cuts. You have to be very dedicated and challenge yourself everyday to be better.

Casey Stoney

#13. Vatican II and the Space/Information Age began in the same eye blink of history, with John XXIII's opening speech of Vatican II on Oct. 11, 1962, following John F. Kennedy's call for a round trip to the moon a month earlier.

Eugene Kennedy

#14. The doctrine of blind obedience and unqualified submission to any human power, whether civil or ecclesiastical, is the doctrine of despotism, and ought to have no place among Republicans and Christians.

Angelina Grimke

#15. But I know how much you care for me. I read it in the ribbon. Lorcan sighed. Did you really need to read the ribbon to know that I cared for you?, he said. Really, Grace, don't you know me at all?
I thought I did, she said

Justin Somper

#16. Now, I'm not very vain. If I'd ever been, making my living covered in various grease and dirt mixtures would have cured me quickly. Still, I wasn't up to facing two sexy men when I had one eye swollen mostly shut and half of my face black and blue.

Patricia Briggs