Hairpiece Quotes

#1. I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife won't let me rock that hairstyle.

Danny McBride

#2. Crawling eldritch horrors don't get planning permission unless they're Trump's hairpiece.)

Charles Stross

#3. Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.

Michael R. Burch

#4. Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Michael R. Burch

#5. Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

Michael R. Burch

#6. The idea of playing a part where I get to wear a completely undetectable hairpiece ... you can't walk away from that.

Rob Reiner

#7. And what if that news anchor is creepy? He's too smooth, and he has that hairpiece.

Leila Howland

#8. You think nuts don't apply to the FBI? We get 'em all the time. A man in a Moe hairpiece applied in St. Louis last week. He had a bazooka, two rockets, and a bearskin shako in his golf bag." "Did you hire him?

Thomas Harris

#9. If I'm not on a cruise, I'm either thinking about my last one or planning my next!

Beth

#10. Thoughts are circular, they don't take you anywhere. They don't have feet-they can't gain any ground. They can trap you if you don't eventually stand up and make a move.

Katie Kacvinsky

#11. Don't you see? It is a new age. It requires a new evil. And I am that new evil.

Anne Rice

#12. As soon as Neil is out of the shower, he texts Peter.
You up? he asks.
And the reply comes instantly:
For anything.

David Levithan

#13. And this is what happened, ands this is why the caribou and the wolf are one; for the caribou feeds the wolf, but it is the wolf that keeps the caribou strong.

Farley Mowat

#14. What are the stories you want people to tell about you?

Steven Soderbergh

#15. All women scientists should marry, rear children, cook, and clean in order to achieve fulfillment, to be a complete woman.

Rosalyn Sussman Yalow

#16. We spend our lives trying to get along with people so we can keep our jobs, keep our marriages together, so that we can raise our kids properly.

Helen Fisher

#17. When they own languages, she thought, we are terrorists. When we own them, we are revolutionaries.

Lidia Yuknavitch

#18. I say that ambition is absurd, and yet I remain in its thrall. It's like being a slave all your life, then learning one day that you never had a master, and returning to work all the same.

Tom Rachman

#19. My first love thinks that I'm too young. He doesn't even know. Wish that I could show him what I'm feeling.

Nikka Costa

#20. My opposition to the Vietnam War. I was the first Hollywood actor to speak out against it.

Robert Vaughn