Hagar The Horrible Quotes

#1. I saw this cartoon in the paper, once. That Viking, Hagar the Horrible? He's standing on the mountaintop, holding his hands to the heavens, shouting "Why me?" And down from the heavens comes the answer: "Why not?" Maybe that's the ultimate truth; what right to do I have to expect a smooth ride?

Jonathan Kellerman

#2. I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do you let killers into your house? Oh, but you let a murderer come out of your own faucet. Hypocrite.

Thom Yorke

#3. A background of wrath, which can be stirred up to the murderous infernal pitch, does lie in every man.

Thomas Carlyle

#4. Do not be in a hurry, the right man will come at last

Jane Austen

#5. Go home all you boys who fought with me and help build up the shattered fortunes of our old state

Robert E.Lee

#6. UTSL, which Maxine at first takes for an anagram of LUST or possibly SLUT but later learns is Unix for Use The Source, Luke.

Thomas Pynchon

#7. Though I have never thought of myself as a book collector, there are shelves in our house browsed so often, on so many rainy winter nights, that the contents have seeped into me as if by osmosis.

Hilary Mantel

#8. I treat them the way I want to be treated - based on their individual merits as human beings, not on their skin tone.

Jodi Picoult

#9. Being on sea saile, being on land settle.
[Being on sea, sail; being on land, settle.]

George Herbert