H2o Delirious Funny Quotes

#1. Abelard did not look up from the god at his feet.

Max Gladstone

#2. Tell me. Tell me why you think you're leaving me again. Because you're not, you know. You're not leaving without me

Liz Reinhardt

#3. We may deny the truth of our childhoods while we are living them, but we one day realize the truth of our parents as readily as we do that of Santa. Neither are as perfect as our memories would have them ...

Thomm Quackenbush

#4. Being famous is not something that would make me feel successful - unless one was striving for mediocrity.

William Hurt

#5. Life is the bitch and death is her sister. Sleep is the cousin, what a fuckin' family picture. You know father time, we all know Mother Nature. It's all in the family but I am of no relation.

Lil' Wayne

#6. The truth is she was a fearless apprentice but lacked all talent for guided fornication. She never understood the charm of serenity in bed, never had a moment of invention, and her orgasms were inopportune and epidermic.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#7. What a miracle life is and how alike are all souls when they send their roots down deep and meet and are one!

Nikos Kazantzakis

#8. Unemployment is of vital importance, particularly to the unemployed.

Edward Heath