Gygax Dungeons Dragons Quotes

#1. Lethargics are to be laid in the light, and exposed to the rays of the sun for the disease is gloom.

Aretaeus Of Cappadocia

#2. Somebody said they threw their copy of Dungeons and Dragons into the fire, and it screamed. It's a game! The magic spells in it are as real as the gold. Try retiring on that stuff.

Gary Gygax

#3. Language comes into being, like consciousness, from the basic need, from the scantiest intercourse with other human.

Karl Marx

#4. So: we're all tired. Now what? Manuscripts written in Club Med?

Brian Ferneyhough

#5. Anyone wanna play Dungeons & Dragons for the next quadrillion years?

Gary Gygax

#6. Cynically speaking, one could say that it is true to life to be cynical about it.

Paul Tillich

#7. White fragility! White people are so sensitive about race and racial conversations. I feel like I'm always walking on eggshells when I'm around white people.

Margaret Cho

#8. I've eaten sheep's eyes, the still hot meat from a zebra killed by a lion, and maggots which give you 70 calories to the ounce.

Bear Grylls

#9. We can't spy on them if they aren't spying on us, now can we? Warped logic, but okay.

Gena Showalter

#10. Some people have told me they remember the film that one of my images is derived from, but in fact I had no film in mind at all.

Cindy Sherman

#11. One who awakens gradually out of a dream, a delicious, grotesque, impossible dream, to feel again the realities pressing into her soul

Kate Chopin

#12. What is the point of hiring smart people, we asked, if you don't empower them to fix what's broken?

Ed Catmull

#13. Send anyone claiming that their RPG activity is an art form my way, and I'll gladly stick a pin in their head and deflate it just to have the satisfaction of the popping sound that makes.
One might play a game artfully, but that makes neither the game nor its play art.

Gary Gygax

#14. The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules.

Gary Gygax