Top 39 Guys No Balls Quotes
#1. It's not talked about, but you know how girls, as you get older, your boobs sag? Well, as men get older, their balls hang lower. It's called SBH: Senior Ball Hang. I think that's God's way of making sure guys get to feel insecure too.
Cameron Diaz
#2. Adolin was there in a heartbeat, attacking with more skill than any other man Dalinar had known. The lad was a genius with the Blade, an artist with paint of only one shade.
Brandon Sanderson
#3. We're going balls to the walls, guys. Our sneak and peak just turned inti a hostage rescue.
Melissa Cutler
#4. There are a lot of guys who have terrible throwing motions-worse than mine. But they still get the ball downfield. That's all that matters.
Vince Young
#5. There are guys on Tour who hit the ball further than me. I always thought it was important to have power, but more important to have power in reserve.
Tiger Woods
#6. It's a mystery to me the way that contemporary art galleries function.
Steve Martin
#7. We're going balls to the wall, guys. Our sneak-and-peak just turned into a hostage rescue.
Melissa Cutler
#8. In the early ages, I believe not much thought was given to what man is and what his real functions should be, and what is the real purpose of his life.
Morarji Desai
#9. I was named Beekeeper of the Year by the Florida State Beekeeping Association.
Peter Fonda
#10. You know, I still love the innocent parts of the game. I love hitting tennis balls. I love seeing the young guys do well. I'll still have a lot of friends to watch. I'll miss the relationships probably the most. As time passes, I'll probably miss the tennis more.
Andy Roddick
#11. War is party-blind. It doesn't care who is in the Oval Office. The forces that drive us to war don't care whether it's Republican, Democrat, or other. The fact is, these parties are prey to special interests. That is something Eisenhower was afraid of.
Eugene Jarecki
#12. The balls definitely carry a lot more. There should be some more home runs this year. Some of the guys on the team will have more home runs. On defense we'll have to cover some more ground.
Andrew Stevenson
#13. And if you want to know where all the good guys are, we're standing right in front of you, lacking the balls to actually make ourselves heard.
Jonathan Tropper
#14. I can't just tell the guys I want the ball, I have to do it with my body language.
LaMarcus Aldridge
#16. There has always been this narrator in me - I loved ideas, and part of the great love affair I would have with ideas consisted of talking about them.
Jason Silva
#17. Jason had attended debutante balls. Knew the drill. My crew would have to conduct research on YouTube. Jason was popular on the cotillion scene. My guys weren't even on the radar. Asking Jason would get Whitney off my back. Inviting only Morris Island boys might plummet her into a depression.
Kathy Reichs
#18. I don't know how much more of this 'sugarplum' shit I can take.
I'm about ready to hand over my balls just so he can feel what it's like to have a pair again.
-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain
Ashley Jade
#19. Ash is out of surgery. He has a shit-ton of recovery to do, but he's going to live to roar another day." Cael threw his arms around Dex and squeezed him tight. Dex chuckled and hugged him back. "Okay, Chirpy. Let's go." His brother pulled back and wiped a tear away. "I'm
Charlie Cochet
#20. I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls.
Dana Reinhardt
#21. Do many guys ask you out twice?"
"Only the ones with balls.
Cath Crowley
#23. Anya, the minor goddess of Anarchy? A woman who had more balls than most men - because she'd cut them off the guys stupid enough to get in her way and kept them as souvenirs.
Gena Showalter
#25. After a murmur of general assent, Ariadne spoke up. "And oh my God, I have to pump my boobs. You guys, you don't even know. It's like having blue balls strapped to your chest!" After a horrified silence, the men practically ran screaming from the building.
Amy Lane
#26. Delta is full of guys who can stay awake for a week and walk a hundred miles and shoot the balls off a tsetse fly, but it's relatively empty of guys who can do all that and then tell you the difference between a Shiite and a trip to the latrine.
Lee Child
#27. Gay guys like a certain kind of woman. They like a flamboyant woman that's broken. They like a balls-to-the-wall woman, motherly but not; sexual but not. Gay guys are like this: they either love you or they don't even know you're on the planet. Once you have them, you have them.
Cher
#28. This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls?
Tymber Dalton
#29. I don't think I'm one of those guys who won't pick up a racket for three years ... I love hitting tennis balls.
Andy Roddick
#30. people who have been saved by grace grow to love giving grace to others.
James MacDonald
#31. When the Russian kettlebell meets an American steak, it is a beautiful thing.
Pavel Tsatsouline
#32. The salvation of this human world lies nowhere else than in the human heart, in the human power to reflect, in human meekness and human responsibility.
Vaclav Havel
#33. So, um, if he tried the fruit... shouldn't guys be having Princess Balls, too? Or Prince Balls, I guess?" I didn't mean the question to be entirely sarcastic, nor did I mean to say "prince balls," but I really want to know why the hell guys aren't stuck in this tomb of eternal virginity with us.
Jackson Pearce
#34. We should have the lady-balls to say, Yeah - I like the look of this world. And I've been here for a good while, watching. Now - here's how I'd tweak it. Because we're all in this together. We're all just, you know. The Guys.
Caitlin Moran
#35. The approach to the offices of Girdlestone and Co. was not a very dignified one, nor would the uninitiated who traversed it form any conception of the commercial prosperity of the firm in question.
Arthur Conan Doyle
#36. It's fun to be there with the guys, to practice with them, arrange the balls, do this, do that, but when you play you can get some of this nervousness out of your system.
Goran Ivanisevic
#37. A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
G.K. Chesterton
#38. Jerry (Rice) played until he was 42. At 39, I ran a 4.43 40-yard dash. You look at the number of dropped balls and the way guys are playing now and you can't honestly say I can't do better.
Terrell Owens
#39. You guys are humming my balls, right?) ~ Finn
Kresley Cole
