Guy Delisle Quotes

#1. Ouch, my butthole hurts, but I really need to have a look at that firestation.

Guy Delisle

#2. It'll always be easier to fight others if you reduce them to a single word or look at them just one way.

Guy Delisle

#3. Because with time blocking out the bad, memory is always bound to be a bit naive and stupidly optimistic.

Guy Delisle

#4. I have few illusions: the cause is lost in advance. As for me, I do my part, which is to drag a fairly drab existence to its conclusion.

Rene Magritte

#5. I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.

Niall Horan

#6. The island of Gont, a single mountain that lifts its peak a mile above the storm-racked Northeast Sea, is a land famous for wizards.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#7. And I certainly wouldn't demonize an entire people on the basis of 3 blurry photos and a few paintings

Guy Delisle

#8. I said, 'I don't like the way you look.'
Quincy stopped his work. He said, 'Are you talking to me, runt?'
I said, 'Yes, and I will say it again. I don't like the way you look and I don't like the way you are cutting up that turkey. I hope you go to jail. My lawyer will not help you.

Charles Portis

#9. Actually, the Burmese don't refer to her by name. They just call her "The Lady." It's like Voldemort in Harry Potter, "He Who Must Not Be Named.

Guy Delisle

#10. I think I'm past the age of getting lost.

Amanda Seyfried

#11. Aaargh...that'll teach me to eat pig in the promised land. Sorry Baby Jesus.

Guy Delisle

#12. In fact, they live in a state of constant paradox where truth is anything but constant

Guy Delisle

#13. Never in a million years did I think 'Game of Thrones' was going to take off like it did.

Emilia Clarke

#14. In Bangladesh, there's a saying that if you get killed by a snake, its destiny... But if you get killed by a tiger, its just bad luck.

Guy Delisle

#15. In prayer you gain your strength - the power to gird yourself with armor that extinguishes every weapon your enemy wields.

Priscilla Shirer

#16. Laws are commanded to hold their tongues among arms; and tribunals fall to the ground with the peace they are no longer able to uphold.

Edmund Burke

#17. I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to win the election is another thing. The old voter is getting so he wants to be saved before October every election year.

Will Rogers

#18. We have a desperate need for producers in the [commercial Broadway] theatre, and it is very hard for them to get money and find investors for new plays.

Arthur Laurents

#19. What a glorious world Almighty God has given us. How thankless and ungrateful we are, and how we labor to mar his gifts.

Robert E.Lee