Gustakhi Maaf Funny Quotes

#1. We do not know the value of Christ, if we will not cleave to Him unto death!

Robert E. Murray

#2. Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.

Norman Ralph Augustine

#3. Sneezes ... always sound much louder to the sneezer than to the hearers. It is an acoustical peculiarity.

Sylvia Townsend Warner

#4. I wake up early. At 6:30 A.M., I'm at my most optimistic.

Emily Mortimer

#5. For if by chance some woman wishes to be thought of as wise, she does nothing but show herself twice a fool.

Erasmus

#6. Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.

Brian Spellman

#7. Education is helping the child realise his potentialities.

Erich Fromm

#8. In the twenty-first century, we face a new set of problems that Taylor could not have imagined. Our productive capacity greatly exceeds our ability to know what to build. Although

Eric Ries