Gunnoes Chicken Quotes

#1. The sling is to a rifle what the holster is to a pistol. If you have a sling, chances are you will keep the rifle with you. If there is no sling present, you will set the rifle down. When you are at the absolutely farthest point away from the rifle that you can possibly get, you'll need it.

Clint Smith

#2. The president finally explained why he sat in that classroom on 9/11 for 7 minutes after he was told the country was under attack. He said he was 'collecting his thoughts.' What a time to start a new hobby.'

Bill Maher

#3. A man can learn wisdom even from a foe

Aristophanes

#4. Gran, I'm only gonna ask this once. Please don't have sex talks with me, ok? Especially with Maggie in the room. Do you think we could do that?

Shelly Crane

#5. I write lyrics everyday as I go. I'm always taking notes in my phone whenever I am inspired by something. Most of my writing starts out as poetry before I put it into songs.

Vic Fuentes

#6. I have this rather amazing report which, roughly speaking, says I was the worst student the biology master had ever taught.

John Gurdon

#7. I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not.

Will Ferrell

#8. And the waitress is practicing politics

As the businessmen slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness

But its better than drinkin' alone

Billy Joel

#9. Mantras are the past & the future.

David R. Wommack

#10. What a unique opportunity to be in town. I love townies. I value it, so to speak.

Justin Vernon

#11. Keep reminding yourself that literature is one of the saddest roads that leads to everything.

Andre Breton

#12. Active Listening provides parents with a way of moving in and offering to help the child define the problem for herself, and starting up the process of problem-solving within the child.

Thomas Gordon