Top 60 Guisewite Cathy Quotes
#1. So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.
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#2. The specifics of Cathy's and my life are different now, but the basic life challenges are exactly the same.
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#3. Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.
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#5. The relationship between Cathy and Mom in the strip is the one relationship drawn from real life that I have proudly never even tried to disguise.
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#6. After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.
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#7. I love comics, and I can't imagine life without them. I love newspaper comics.
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#9. I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.
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#10. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
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#12. A young bride can put on makeup at 6 in the morning and look fabulous at midnight. I have about a 15-minute window where I actually look good, and then I have to wash my face and start over.
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#13. The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping.
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#14. I understand the sensitivities of grown children with little ones of their own!! They'll turn away a mother full of advice, but they'll never say no to one holding a mop.
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#16. I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.
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#17. Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.
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#18. Animal welfare issues have always been important to me.
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#19. All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar.
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#20. I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.
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#21. Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.
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#23. In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work.
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#24. I'd love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page.
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#25. The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.
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#26. Small wastebasket liners, $1.17 ... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29 ... garbage can liners, $3.98 ... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I'm going to throw away.
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#27. Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.
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#28. This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they were eaten in the line of duty and will process them differently.
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#30. My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings writing in my diary, eating everything in the kitchen and waiting for Mr. Wrong to call.
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#31. Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend.
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#32. Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.
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#33. I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience.
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#34. I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.
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#35. All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we've tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they're probably right.
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#36. Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.
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#37. Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My own mom sometimes cuts a strip out and sends it to me to make sure I understand her.
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#38. Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.
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#39. One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect.
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#41. I have an office in my house and one about five minutes from my house. I worked solely out of my house for many years, but find, with children, that I have to be in a different ZIP code to think.
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#42. My heart always belongs to the one who doesn't want it.
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#43. Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
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#44. Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.
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#45. There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape ... High heels and shoulder pads!
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#46. There are self-awareness groups, to help you discover who you really are ... encounter groups, to help you deal with who you really are ... assertiveness training groups to help you stand up for who you really are ... Suddenly, the only way to become an individual is to join a group.
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#47. Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I'd like more women to get to have it. I can't think of any reason why we won't see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future.
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#48. I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married in real life. So both are shocks to me.
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#49. I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain.
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#50. I wasn't intending to create a comic strip to begin with. So I think I wasn't aware that when the strip started, there had never been a woman's voice quite like this in the newspaper.
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#51. A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.
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#52. The biggest change in my life is that I now have to apologize for being thin.
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#53. The best strips are the most honest. That's just the truth of it.
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#54. My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
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#55. What happened to the good old days of "Woman as passive recipient?" What happened to being courted? What happened to sitting back under a parasol and granting someone a chance to try to win us over?
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#56. [On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.
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#57. Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.
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#58. I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.
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#59. I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.
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#60. Generally, I liked feeling able to connect with millions of women on a very deep level. It felt special that women especially would cut out my strip and place it on a refrigerator.
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