Guffaw Quotes

#1. There are five types of laughter to choose from. You can giggle, chuckle, howl, chortle, and, in extreme cases when you're wearing a monocle, even guffaw.

Colin Nissan

#2. Nowadays when a good-looking woman flirts with me, however idly, I guffaw like some ruddy English lord, haw haw, har har, harr harr.

Walker Percy

#3. Reed laughed, followed by Scott, and then Zack. Kat finally let out a little guffaw of her own, and I started to join them but stopped. I was here, in my little oasis, hostile people all around, but my friends closest, surrounding me.

Robert J. Crane

#4. He who understands philosophy understands laughter. That mysterious Word at the beginning, mentioned in the Bible, is a divine guffaw.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

#5. People want to start their day off with a smile or, better yet, a guffaw.

George Takei

#6. Dying wasn't the joke, it was the punchline, the final guffaw, the crack-up, when your listeners' eyes should be streaming and your woman pees in her pants with laughing. You had to live with sufficient panache that the punchline worked.

Jane Messer

#7. The greatness of being an artist is the kind of ridiculous guffaw you can have at one's own misery. 'That was miserable! Now how can I write about it?'

Michael Winter

#8. Whatever, Sam.
Whatever! Sam laughed, a booming guffaw. I love this word. It is my favorite from your generation.Decker smiled, unable to keep a straight face when Sam looked so awkward laughing.

Lizzy Ford

#9. In sitcoms, the women are so beautiful, understanding and well-bred. They have humor, but sort of display it with a twinkle of the eye and not a guffaw. But there's no juice in that for me.

Bea Arthur

#10. An empty canvas is full only if you want it to be full.

Robert Rauschenberg

#11. The blazing fire consumed all. No one got out alive. And

Lisa Genova

#12. Whole people see and create wholeness wherever they go; split people see and create splits in everything and everybody.

Richard Rohr

#13. How shall we celebrate the day,When God appeared in mortal clay,The mark of worldly scorn;When the Archangel's heavenly Lays,Attempted the Redeemer's Praise,And hail'd Salvation's Morn!

Thomas Chatterton

#14. Sometimes loving someone means knowing they're better off without you.

Brittainy C. Cherry

#15. Yes," continued Lord Henry, "that is one of the great secrets of life--to cure the soul by means of the senses, and the senses by means of the soul. You

Oscar Wilde

#16. The labour-time necessary for the production of labour-power is the same as that necessary for the production of those means of subsistence; in other words, the value of labour-power is the value of the means of subsistence necessary for the maintenance of its owner.

David Harvey

#17. NOBODY messes with "The Bad Guy"!

Scott Hall

#18. Eric Helzer and David Pizarro asked students at Cornell University to fill out surveys about their political attitudes while standing near (or far from) a hand sanitizer dispenser. Those told to stand near the sanitizer became temporarily more conservative.27

Jonathan Haidt

#19. That which does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.

Martin Niemoller

#20. The challenge to Asia is to discard the dry, meatless bone of mysticism and fatalism.

Ferdinand Marcos

#21. The existence of God is the ultimate paradox.

Kedar Joshi

#22. The worthless usually live long.

Baltasar Gracian