Guest Relations Quotes

#1. I have heard upscale adult U.S. citizens ask the ship's Guest Relations Desk whether snorkeling necessitates getting wet ... I now know the precise mixocological difference between a Slippery Nipple and a fuzzy navel.

David Foster Wallace

#2. The best thing I did was choose the right heroes.

Warren Buffett

#3. I understand why biting is seen so badly.

Luis Suarez

#4. I don't want to be a rock star all my life.
I couldn't bear to end up like Elvis Presley in Las Vegas with all those housewives and old ladies coming in with their handbags

Mick Jagger

#5. Buy something at a retailer, and your PII (personally identifiable information) attaches the UPC to your Guest ID in the CRM (customer relations management) software, which then starts working on what you'll want next.

Christian Rudder

#6. Headaches you could generally shift with a couple of well-aimed Nurofen and some strong coffee. Heartaches were considerably more tricky to handle.

Carole Matthews

#7. Most people in the psychology field believe that if we do not get a child to bond at a deep level with someone by age eight, we have lost them. We can never recover them and teach them empathy. Never.

Patti Henry

#8. I'm not an American actor. I'm a French actor. I'll continue in France. If I could make another silent movie in America, I'd like to!

Jean Dujardin

#9. In our culture, we grow up thinking that failure is a terrible thing, that it's a setback, or worse, the end. Often it turns out to be the beginning of something better.

Katherine Schwarzenegger

#10. You notice patterns. White guests often are mortified - that word again - when they learn their ancestors owned slaves. But I've never had a black guest who was upset to learn about white ancestry that probably involved forced sexual relations.

Henry Louis Gates

#11. Never look directly at the sun. Instead, look at the sunflower.

Vera Nazarian

#12. And I want Seth dead. Worse than dead, I want him fat and bloated with water and insecure and emotional.

Chuck Palahniuk

#13. He warned me that trade would open the door to greed and greed was an inconsiderate guest; it would bring its evil relations with it.

Laila Lalami

#14. This means the world to me That you guys are here celebrating with me. Thank you. Thank you. I can't express it enough.

Kevin Durant

#15. My dad died when I was young; my mom remarried with more haste than sense to a fellow ... he wasn't evil or anything, but he was worthless.

P. J. O'Rourke

#16. Give not reins to your inflamed passions; take time and a little delay; impetuosity manages all things badly.
[Lat., Ne frena animo permitte calenti;
Da spatium, tenuemque moram; male cuncta ministrat
Impetus.]

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