Top 6 Guenther Steiner Funny Quotes

#1. My books are written from personal experience, from memories, and from stories that come to me from all places.

Isabel Allende

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#2. Well what would you have us do, Jason? Swan into a hardware store without any cash and say "give us your best rack or we'll set the adorable button-nosed robots on you for bunny-boiler death by cuddling?" Jared Thomas in Red Gods Sing

Trevor Barton

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#3. He has half the deed done who has made a beginning.

Horace

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#4. Do you think God knew what he was doing when he created woman?

Jack Nicholson

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#5. Their hands slapped library door handles together, their chests broke track tapes together, their tennis shoes beat parallel pony tracks over lawns, trimmed bushes, squirreled trees, no one losing, both winning, thus saving their friendship for other times of loss.

Ray Bradbury

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#6. I think I've done everything on 'The X Factor' apart from the cleaning.

Olly Murs

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