Guac Quotes

#1. Dope guac," says some asshole, and I pick up a Dorito and shove it into the guac. There is nothing remarkable about this guac, about any guac, and California needs to calm the fuck down. They're just avocados. Guac is guac and while sometimes it's slimy and disgusting, it's never delicious.

Caroline Kepnes

#2. There is nothing remarkable about this 'guac', about any 'guac', and California needs to calm the fuck down.

Caroline Kepnes

#3. A lot of issues were on the ballots. In New York City there was Proposition 14. That would put a ceiling on the number of late-night talk shows. And California passed Proposition 21. That would change guacamole officially to guac.

David Letterman

#4. You in for Chipotle tomorrow? Taco Tuesday, gotta get some tac and guac!" "No one calls it that." I shook my head, grinning. It

Robyn Schneider

#5. I love magazines and film critics, so I eat it up. I'm not one of those people who says 'I never read anything.' I generally read all of it.

Judd Apatow

#6. I am what I am because early in life I decided that I would please at least myself in all things.

Edmond Rostand

#7. Back in 1998, he [Tom Hanks] gave the maximum amount of money that he could to Bill Clinton's defense fund. This is a man who was against gay marriage, as was Hillary Clinton.

Bill O'Reilly

#8. But Vegas is really my first home.

David Copperfield

#9. At no time within the last five-hundred years can one point to a single instance of the Negro as a race of haters.

Marcus Garvey

#10. I've just kind of been used to carrying movies. I look back and I'm just used to being in every single scene in a lot of pictures.

Michael Douglas

#11. Deal. Now, could you please untie my sword hand from my head? I feel like a freaking unicorn.

Rick Riordan