Grunkle Stan Quotes

#1. Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.

Alan McKay

#2. I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.

Bill Cosby

#3. I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

Tupac Shakur

#4. They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity; but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.

Norm MacDonald

#5. It seems to me that the problem with diaries, and the reason that most of them are so boring, is that every day we vacillate between examining our hangnails and speculating on cosmic order.

Ann Beattie

#6. Unfortunately there are many kinds of psychotherapy and many psychotherapists involved with trying to prove themselves and their own theories rather than working with what is. In fact they find it very frightening to work with what is.

Chogyam Trungpa

#7. It was a terrible decision, and I confess I'd make it again.

Lauren DeStefano

#8. I love to look back, but I don't want my music to be nostalgic. I want it to have the same vibrancy that the music I love had when it came out. I'm trying to get that electricity.

Imelda May

#9. Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough.

Alex Hirsch

#10. I cannot see in the dark like the Northern flying squirrel - Glaucomys sabrinus - who lives in the trees of the Pacific Northwest and is strictly nocturnal. So I take a flashlight.

Ned Hayes

#11. The songs are universal enough that in ten years time they should still hold up quite well.

Greg Graffin

#12. In many ways, I'm a big admirer still of Julian Assange. He had balls to do what he did and his motivations in terms of holding the powerful to account are tremendously inspiring to me.

Alex Gibney

#13. Don't settle for what life gives you; make life better and build something.

Ashton Kutcher

#14. I look at Canada like a second home.

Prince Andrew

#15. My mantra is, 'This or something better.'

John Paul Caponigro

#16. If there is no God there is no hereafter. When, therefore, one drives God out of the universe he closes the door of hope upon himself.

William Jennings Bryan