Top 14 Grumpy Funny Quotes
#2. One editor during the Civil War got a grievous message to meet his brothers corpse, only to find out that the telegraph operator had garbled the message to meet his living brother's CORPS.
Harold Holzer
#3. Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male
Keisha Keenleyside
#4. He needs shaking up, I tell you, he's going to die an old maid. He gets all funny and red when unmarried ladies talk to him at church, and just look at how grumpy he's been since you've been around. We've got to save him, Amanda, he said solemnly.
Diana Palmer
#5. I don't answer. I count in my head: five syllables, seven, five. A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil
Chuck Palahniuk
#6. You roll back the stones, and you find slithering things. That is the world of Richard Nixon.
John Kenneth Galbraith
#7. For the first time ever we sympathized with the President because we saw how wildly our sphere of influence was misrepresented by those in no position to know what was going on.
Jeffrey Eugenides
#9. I have to make my bones with Hollywood to get in. And when I do maybe I'll metamorphose from Mr. Muscles or whatever it is I am now and become an irascible tosser.
Tom Hardy
#10. There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.
Rick Wakeman
#11. I've been passing through for the longest time.
Anne Rice
#12. I don't want to interview people. I want to have a conversation. I want to talk to Paul McCartney about the bass sound on 'The White Album.'
Nikki Sixx
#13. [T]here is not a syllable in the plan under consideration which directly empowers the national courts to construe the laws according to the spirit of the Constitution.
Alexander Hamilton
#14. What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually!
Karen Gibbs
