Grumpiest Quotes

#1. My wife makes fun of me by calling me a grandpa because I have very little patience for inconsiderate children. So if we're walking in the mall, and some kid goes by really fast on a skateboard, I become the grumpiest eighty-five-year-old man in the world and start screaming at them.

Rob McClure

#2. Jonathan Franzen seems like the grumpiest guy, and he doesn't seem to like much of anything, so I really don't care what he has to say.

Kaui Hart Hemmings

#3. I remember, as a child, loving it when my mom laughed, but I was definitely not a class clown.

Brooke Nevin

#4. No matter how much I think, no matter how much I try, I can't fill this void of loneliness in my heart.

Auliq Ice

#5. Next you'd see a raft sliding by, away off yonder, and maybe a galoot on it chopping ... you'd see the ax flash and come down-you don't hear nothing; you see the ax go up again, and by the time it's above the man's head then you hear the k'chunk!-it had took all that time to come over the water.

Mark Twain

#6. Nor do I think that we should succeed, if we tried. There are other powers at work far stronger.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#7. You can only have one thought at a time- make it a good one.

Lee Roberson

#8. Honestly, I don't read the press. I don't know what they're saying.

Serena Williams

#9. The coming of Jesus at Bethlehem brought joy to the world and to every human heart. may His coming this Christmas bring to each one of us that peace and joy that He desires to give.

Mother Teresa

#10. Her blue bicycle was waiting against the front stoop. It was the French kind, with wide wheels and a woven basket for trips to the flower shop and buying baguettes on Sunday mornings.

Kristy Cambron

#11. I knew somewhere deep in my bones that a revolution was afoot, that the women of this earth were rising up, and that, in some way great or small, I was going to be a part of it.

Rachel Held Evans