Gruden Quotes

#1. I'm saying what a lot of people would want to say but are too embarrassed.

Alanis Morissette

#2. Meaningless yards are not meaningful.

Jon Gruden

#3. I'm not thinking about coaching, I'm thinking about heading to Washington, watching the world champions and my brother coach

Jon Gruden

#4. If I stop pushing you, if I stop demanding of you, if I stop getting on you, then I probably don't think you have much to offer.

Jon Gruden

#5. I bet you like sitting at red lights.

Jon Gruden

#6. Let us think of education as the means of developing our greatest abilities, because in each of us there is a private hope and dream which, fulfilled, can be translated into benefit for everyone and greater strength of the nation.

John F. Kennedy

#7. It's all right to agree or disagree on the balanced budget amendment. It's all right to talk about how we're going to appropriate.

Sheila Jackson Lee

#8. The trees show definitions of themselves subtly like the face of a man.

Daniel J. Rice

#9. Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle.

Jon Gruden

#10. He should voicemail get open!

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#11. I'm going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night.

Jon Gruden

#12. The Seahawks defense has to go balls deep to win this game.

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#13. When you get wisdom, failure and discouragement will get behind you.

Sunday Adelaja

#14. Only speak words that make souls stronger.

Ann Voskamp

#15. Mike, did you ever see the movie 'Cast Away?' In that movie, Tom Hanks' only friend was a ball named Wilson. In this game, Russell Wilson's only friend is a football.

Jon Gruden

#16. If you understand our salary cap, you have to be logical. If Barry Sanders , for instance, came out of retirement, if we were interested we probably couldn't get real interested. So you've got to temper your enthusiasm with the reality of our situation.

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#17. I just wanna see some football.

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#18. I don't have the relationship that I thought I did with my fans. Maybe I did early on when I had a couple thousand fans, but it's not like us anymore. It's the idea of Notch and the 'Minecraft' community.

Markus Persson

#19. Right now Von Miller is the best pass rusher in the world. He looks exactly like Derrick Thomas did in his heyday. He can absolutely destroy a football game.

Jon Gruden

#20. We are born to talk to other people, ... we are born to be sociable and to sit together with others in the shade of the acacia tree and talk about things that happened the day before. We were not born to sit in kitchens by ourselves, with nobody to chat to. Mma Ramotswe

Alexander McCall Smith

#21. Evie," he whispered, "you're so warm, so lovely ... oh, hell. I've got two months, thirteen days and six hours before I can take you to my bed. Little she-devil. This is going to be the death of me.

Lisa Kleypas

#22. You and I won't ever find ourselves on that cross, but we repeatedly find ourselves at the foot of it. And how we act there will speak volumes about what we think of Christ's character and His call for us to be His disciples.

Jeffrey R. Holland

#23. Just because you are getting younger doesn't mean you are getting better

Jon Gruden

#24. Kasen frowned. "You look like you were chewed up by a wolf and shit down the wrong side of a mountain. What's wrong?" I

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#25. If any QB can complete passes to himself, it's Johnny Manziel.

Jon Gruden

#26. You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit.

Jon Gruden

#27. I call them the Sons of Anarchy Muhammad WilkerSON, Damon HarriSON, Sheldon RichardSON

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#28. Until you have not been free, you cannot understand what freedom means.

Claire North

#29. You never stay the same. You either get better or you get worse.

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#30. Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially Monday Night.

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#31. What has happened to America's survival instincts?

Tina Brown

#32. Follow the ball, man. There's only one ball. They can only give it to one of them at a time, so let's not get too far away from the reality of it all.

Jon Gruden