Top 11 Grocery Shopping Funny Quotes

#1. Flora sighed. It was curious that persons who lived what the novelists called a rich emotional life always seemed to be a bit slow on the uptake.

Stella Gibbons

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#2. The American writer is a very pampered figure - by foundations, by fellowships, by publishing advances. Even though I am not American, I have been pampered enough myself to know how it can make your life too frictionless.

Pankaj Mishra

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#3. The most familiar and intimate habitudes, connections, friendships, require a degree of good-breeding both to preserve and cement them.

Lord Chesterfield

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#4. Each time i face a catastrophe i draw a new scar to it , and only when it fades i know that the pain ended

Me

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#5. She can play my guitar note for note, she likes to stick her tongue down my throat.

Bob Dylan

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#6. Sometimes I closed my eyes hard to avoid thinking, but the eye of the mind refused to be closed and continued to plague me with images.

Ishmael Beah

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#7. Arcadius was nothing but an old hack, what Cenzars used to refer to as a faquin, an elven term for the most inept magician - knowledge without talent.

Michael J. Sullivan

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#8. In all her twisted perfection she had made me fall helplessly in love with her. A life without her in it seemed pointless.

Abbi Glines

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#9. No foreign policy - no matter how ingenious - has any chance of success if it is born in the minds of a few and carried in the hearts of none.

Henry A. Kissinger

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#10. There is so much to see - little alleys and passageways leading to courtyards with intricate stone fountains, ancient and modern sculptures, and fascinating little boutiques and shops.

E.L. James

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#11. I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship

Giovanna Fletcher

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