Griesemer Mechanical Quotes

#1. President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to succeed they need to work hard and study hard. Then today, former President George W. Bush presented the rebuttal.

Conan O'Brien

#2. No matter how successful the remake is, it seems to me it's forgotten quickly after and it's the original that still lives on.

Rob Zombie

#3. The piano has been drinking, not me.

Tom Waits

#4. Reality doesn't wait for you to be ready for it. It doesn't go away when you tell it to. It's like a persistent mosquito, determined to suck your blood and leave you with a bumpy itch that you can't stop scratching.

Holly Bourne

#5. It's wonderful to be famous as long as you remain unknown.

Henri Cartier-Bresson

#6. Simpletons! Yes, yes! I'm a simpleton! Are you a simpleton? We'll build a town and we'll name it Simple Town, because by then all the smart bastards that caused all this, they'll be dead! Simpletons! Let's go! This ought to show 'em! Anybody here not a simpleton? Get the bastard, if there is!

Walter M. Miller Jr.

#7. I didn't do what they said I did. I may have done enough so that I don't know if I can prove my innocence.

Dick Morris