Top 7 Greek Mythology Funny Quotes

#1. So concisely, musically we are the herb
So sit back and light me.
Inhale ...
My style's kinda fat, reminiscent of a whale.

Q-Tip

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#2. I look down and see my hands uncapping the pen, turning the notepad right-side up on my knees. My mouth is dry, my stomach is in knots, my life is over, my heart is broken.

I start to write.

Amanda Maciel

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#3. You have the dirtiest mouth.

Elle Kennedy

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#4. Being born is easy. So is taking your last breath. Everything in between, that's the hard part. Life is in between, and it will offer challenges and opportunities beyond measure.

Avery Johnson

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#5. Usually I give demigods something simple like a shopping trip, singing a funny song, that sort of thing. After all those labors I had to complete for my evil cousin Eurystheus, well...I don't want to be that guy, you know?

Rick Riordan

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#6. I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet?

Rick Riordan

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#7. And really, there is nothing more innocent and cruel than a child.

Jet Black

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