Greatest Comedy Film Quotes

#1. I don't care if I pass your test, I don't care if I follow your rules. If you can cheat, so can I. I won't let you beat me unfairly - I'll beat you unfairly first.
- Ender

Orson Scott Card

#2. The true voyage of self-discovery lies not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - MARCEL PROUST

Kristin Hannah

#3. Acting is what I do. It's not what I solely define myself as.

Meg Ryan

#4. God is an exalted man. Some people are troubled over the statements of the Prophet Joseph Smith ... that our Father in heaven at one time passed through a life and death and is an exalted man ...

Joseph Fielding Smith

#5. An overgenerous reinsurance policy for an underachieving people.

Conrad Black

#6. Sometimes it's necessary to do wrong. Sometimes it's the only way to make things right.

Hillary Jordan

#7. Once we have inexpensive energy, we can readily and inexpensively convert the vast amount of dirty and salinated water we have on the planet to usable water.

Ray Kurzweil

#8. If liberty of speech is to be untrammeled from the grosser forms of constraint, the uniformity of opinion will be secured by a moral terrorism to which the respectability of society will give its thorough approval.

Charles Sanders Peirce

#9. Anyone can take an adventure even if it's only in your own backyard. Let your imagination be your adventure and see where it takes you.

Carmela Dutra

#10. Out of fifty mathematical papers presented in brief at such a meeting, it is a rare mathematician indeed who really understands what more than half a dozen are about.

E. T. Bell

#11. Making people laugh was automatic.

Sherman Hemsley

#12. It's the least I can do, to come back with some strong music.

Mystikal