Great Sphinx Of Giza Quotes

#1. Fix'd like a plant on his peculiar spot,
To draw nutrition, propagate and rot.

Alexander Pope

#2. Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

Jim Jefferies

#3. In men, we various ruling passions find; In women, two almost divide the kind Those, only fixed, they first or last obey, The love of pleasure, and the love of sway.

Alexander Pope

#4. I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can't deal with a woman of their own age.

Michael Caine

#5. If I was crazy, I'd throw the ball into the stands with the bases loaded. Now, that's crazy. If I was stupid, I'd throw the ball into center field with the bases loaded and a 3-2 count on the hitter. Now, that's stupid.

Joaquin Andujar

#6. Living our bestlife today

John Green

#7. Then in the interest of full honesty, I really wish you'd kiss me right now.

Ann Aguirre

#8. There's a very loud noise in my ear, not unlike a cat sneezing, if the cat is the size of the Great Sphinx of Giza and it's just inhaled three tons of snuff.

Charles Stross