Great Parking Quotes

#1. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

Steven Wright

#2. No great city has an abundance of parking.

Yves Engler

#3. Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.

Ilona Andrews

#4. No great city has ever been known for its abundant supply of parking.

Allan Jacobs

#5. If I had to describe Trish, I would say: "high school parking lot." She smokes. She wears too much makeup. She probably gives great hand jobs.

Blake Nelson

#6. The Buddha-nature which is ours from the very beginning is like the sun which emerges from the clouds, or like a mirror which, when rubbed, regains its original purity and clarity. (217)

Edward Conze

#7. The mind must be prepared for knowledge as one prepares a field for planting, and a discovery made too soon is no better than a discovery not made at all.

Louis L'Amour

#8. And once you're unafraid with death, I think your capacity for violence is immediately increased. Once you're unafraid of death, you are a very, very dangerous adversary

Cillian Murphy

#9. Throughout chess history, great debates have raged about the pros and cons of hanging pawns. The debates are nonsense; the answer is cut and dried. If the pawns can be attacked and forced to move forward, they are weak. If they can be defended and remain where they are, they are strong.

Yasser Seirawan

#10. The gift of the Holy Ghost ... quicken s all the intellectual faculties.

Parley P. Pratt