Great Accounting Sayings

#1. Another thing he told his customers was that one of the great accounting unknowns of the modern age was how to value knowledge. It was an exciting field.

Jane Smiley

#2. Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Dick Van Dyke

#3. I have gone to great lengths, and in some cases beyond what is required by the reporting guidelines to ensure all of my filings are beyond reproach, by hiring an independent third-party accounting firm to review and audit all of my previous annual financial disclosures.

Bob Corker

#4. Nothing will ever replace the experience of wandering haphazardly through a great bookstore, no matter how many algorithms are developed to find matches for our tastes. That's because not only is there no accounting for taste, there is no predicting it either.

Dominique Browning

#5. I'm open to the gifts of the Spirit. The real healings are so beautiful I hate to see it blasphemed by fakes who merchandise the gifts.

Richard Rossi

#6. I once knew an otherwise excellent teacher who compelled his students to perform all their demonstrations with incorrect figures, on the theory that it was the logical connection of the concepts, not the figure, that was essential.

Ernst Mach

#7. Only the very ignorant are perfectly satisfied that they know. To the common man the great problems are easy. He has no trouble in accounting for the universe. He can tell you the origin and destiny of man and the why and wherefore of things.

Robert Green Ingersoll

#8. The emotion of love gives all of us a misleading illusion of knowing the other.

Milan Kundera

#9. Creativity is great-but not in accounting.

Charles Scott

#10. Phoneless Cord in his stocking, ostentatiously packaged,

David Foster Wallace

#11. You don't dwell on what you've lost, you just move on.-Allison

Julie Kagawa