Grand Final Motivational Quotes

#1. ... I'm someone who's mostly dead inside but still has a little hope for something extraordinary, which, as I said, is the worst breed of human, because it means I know everything is bullshit, but that I secretly hope for the day when it might not be.

Nick Miller

#2. And supposing the Coroner's jury returns a verdict of Wilful Murder against Alfred Inglethorp. What becomes of your theories, then?"
"They would not be shaken because twelve stupid men had happened to make a mistake!

Agatha Christie

#3. I feel I rise to the occasion when the pressure's on my shoulders.

Donovan McNabb

#4. P.S. Please don't call me Isabella. That name belongs to a really pretty girl who never wrecks her clothes and who never gets dirt under her fingernails. That's definitely not me. My name is Izzy.

Jenny Lundquist

#5. In the present imperialistic milieu there can be no wars of national self-defense.

Karl Liebknecht

#6. With a bed, you can sleep in it in a safe shelter which means that if you die, you will re-spawn in your bed and your items won't disappear.

William Herobrine

#7. Sparky Lyle went from Cy Young to Sayonara.

Graig Nettles

#8. Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

Sarah Palin