Grammatical Error Quotes

#1. We had a humiliating and lengthy wait at a DONT WALK sign with not a car in sight for miles. Dad was a press about jaywalking. Or maybe he just like to stare down what he'd testily called the "grammatical error sanctioned by the state." There is, of course, no apostrophe in the DONT WALK sign.

Deb Caletti

#2. Evil is simply
a grammatical error:
a failure to leap
the precipice
between "he"
and "I.

Linda Pastan

#3. Lovemaking is a big grammatical error, i think it should be, LustMaking.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#4. To the world's most perfect woman. It was lucky my father was not present. Perfect is an absolute that cannot be modified, like unique or pregnant. My love for Rosie was so powerful that it had caused my brain to make a grammatical error.

Graeme Simsion

#5. Look, people go on and on about how size isn't everything, and how the bigger they are, the harder they fall, but the people who say that probably haven't ever faced down a charging demon-bear so big it should have been on a drive-in movie screen.

Jim Butcher

#6. Every season has its own art and the art of autumn is to bewitch the people!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#7. You only need willpower to get what you don't want or you only want to want. By want to want, I mean, something you wish you wanted. But don't really. If

Augusten Burroughs

#8. One of the first effects of this hyper-democratization of data was to unmoor information from the context required to understand it. On the Internet, facts float about freely and are recombined more according to the preferences of intuition than the rules of cognition:

Seth Mnookin

#9. Why you keep telling me to be careful, Old man ?
Your stupidity doesn't deserve my sacrifice, Kiddo.

Toba Beta

#10. They keep saying that their kingdom is not of this world, then take everything they can lay their hands on.

Umberto Eco

#11. That is because at the close of the day the ship we sail in is the soul, not the body.

Sebastian Barry

#12. Christ came to save us. If we have taken a wrong course, the Atonement of Jesus Christ can give us the assurance that sin is not a point of no return. A safe return is possible if we will follow God's plan for our salvation

Dieter F. Uchtdorf

#13. The main danger in using these forms is that a more-grammatical-than-thou reader may falsely accuse you of making an error. If they do, tell them that Jane Austen and I think it's fine.

Steven Pinker

#14. Don't tease me unless you want an audience when I f**k you."
-Beck, Corp Security

Harper Sloan

#15. I don't always want my opinion known. What little privacy I have left I'd like to maintain.

Calvin Klein

#16. I was such a fan of Cyndi Lauper and her whole 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun' thing.

Lea Thompson

#17. There is no man in this world without some manner of tribulation or anguish, though he be king or pope.

Thomas A Kempis

#18. Words are good servants but bad masters.

Aldous Huxley

#19. Life is everywhere. The earth is throbbing with it - it's like music. The plants, the creatures, the ones we see, the ones we don't see, it's like one, big, pulsating symphony.

Diane Frolov