Gosford Glyphs Quotes

#1. He had an AM radio playing a conservative talk show. The host was making some very interesting statements about the president. I don't usually pay much attention to politics, but from what the man said, I had to believe that sometime in the recent past the laws regarding sedition must have changed.

Jeff Lindsay

#2. If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found the time to conquer the world.

Heinrich Heine

#3. Nobody gives a rat's nipple about me.

Monta Ellis

#4. A library's ideal function is to be a little bit like a bouquiniste's stall, a place for trouvailles.

Umberto Eco

#5. Due to budget cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Robert Townsend

#6. I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed to sign themselves as Dad unless they are your dad. It should be the law.

Sophie Kinsella

#7. In the middle of the silence in a writer's house lies an invalid: the book being worked on.

Richard Eder

#8. Sex is not a tryout. If she fails to live up to your expectations in the bedroom, will you love her less? If so, you can be certain you never loved her to begin with.

Jason Evert

#9. Every age but ours has had its model, its ideal. All of these have been given up by our culture; the saint, the hero, the gentleman, the knight, the mystic. About all we have left is the well-adjusted man without problems, a very pale and doubtful substitute.

Abraham H. Maslow

#10. If you're an actor, and you're selfish and not strong, it's difficult to maintain a good personal life or a solid career, and I was selfish and had a lot of anger that went way back.

Seymour Cassel