Good Wifey Quotes

#1. Libertarians know that a free country has nothing to fear from anyone coming in or going out - while a welfare state is scared to death of poor people coming in and rich people getting out. - Author: Harry Browne

#2. There is no other closeness in human life like the closeness between a mother and her baby - chronologically, physically, and spiritually they are just a few heartbeats away from being the same person. - Author: Susan Cheever

#3. Since I can't write the greatest American novel, I'm going to write the longest American novel. - Author: Thomas Steinbeck

#4. I don't feel nervous or fearful when I'm on stage. - Author: Neko Case

#5. I told personal stories the way [Bill] Cosby would spin a yarn for ten minutes. I think in hindsight it works better as a long story than as a condensed monologue. - Author: Ed Helms

#6. If the Olympic champion doesn't know how to jump quad, I don't know. Now it's not figure skating. Now it's dancing. - Author: Evgeni Plushenko

#7. someday is not a day of a week - Author: Anonymous

#8. I have mastered the principles of several religions. They have all shocked me by the violence which I should have to do to my reason to accept the dogmas of any one of them. - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle

#9. You little know what you have done, when you have first broke the bounds of modesty; you have set open the door of your fancy to the devil, so that he can, almost at his pleasure ever after, represent the same sinful pleasure to you anew. - Author: Richard Baxter

#10. I sat in the sun on a bench; the animal within me licking the chops of memory; the spiritual side a little drowsed, promising subsequent penitence, but not yet moved to begin. - Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

#11. We are all improved by the glow of memory. - Author: Neil Gaiman

#12. I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings. - Author: Steven Wright

#13. Suffering is a byproduct of evolution by natural selection, an inevitable consequence that may worry us in our more sympathetic moments but cannot be expected to worry a tiger - even if a tiger can be said to worry about anything at all - and certainly cannot be expected to worry its genes. - Author: Richard Dawkins

#14. When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge. - Author: Bernie Mac