Top 57 Good Screw You Quotes

#1. I didn't have a teenage or early-20s experience that was free and without worry. I missed the screw-everything, have-a-good-time phase.

Sandra Bullock

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#2. Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.

Jake Roberts

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#3. Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks, 'How did I screw up today?'

Tom Hanks

Good Screw You Quotes #102941
#4. Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.

Colley Cibber

Good Screw You Quotes #106946
#5. There's no denying the fact he is really, really good-looking, in this rakish, edgy, badass, I-just-rolled-out-of-bed-and-screw-you-I-don't-need-a-mirror kind of way.

Hannah Harrington

Good Screw You Quotes #120284
#6. You really know how to screw up a perfect night, don't you?"
"You thought it was perfect, huh? Does that mean you had a good time?"
"I always do when I'm with you.

Jamie McGuire

Good Screw You Quotes #132614
#7. Screw humanity. I don't give the whole stinking bunch of us more than a couple of generations and good riddance. The universe is better off without us.

Ben Elton

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#8. Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!'

Amy Lee

Good Screw You Quotes #174319
#9. See, this was why I liked coffee. You couldn't screw up making coffee. Even the bad stuff was good.

Kim Harrison

Good Screw You Quotes #199495
#10. We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why Pixar's goal is to screw up as fast as possible.

Lee Unkrich

Good Screw You Quotes #214618
#11. There's Brandon Jennings. The NBA told him to go to college for a year, and he said, "Screw that. I'll go to Europe and make a million bucks and then come back." And he's proven to be a pretty damn good player. He's done as much for the game as Michael [Jordan] by forging a different route.

Sonny Vaccaro

Good Screw You Quotes #219332
#12. The world is very good at encouraging you to go along with the status quo and at basking in your successes. But when you hit a wall in your personal life, and you screw up, people don't give you a chance to navigate your way through it and tap into what's extraordinary about you.

Viola Davis

Good Screw You Quotes #269506
#13. Well, you can't expect a lion to stop pouncing on you just because you are a vegetarian, as the saying goes. Yes! Shit happens to everybody, regardless of how good at heart you are.This is karma and it will screw you.

Kavipriya Moorthy

Good Screw You Quotes #311625
#14. Where is the bane of my existence?"
"In the shower, freshening up."
Damn it all to hell. "Oh God, who did Ascanio screw now?"
"No, no, he's covered in blood."
"Oh good." Wait a minute. "The kid is covered in blood and we're relieved. There is something wrong with us.

Ilona Andrews

Good Screw You Quotes #341421
#15. How could I feel something when... I always get screw up... good people get killed and bad people just make suicides.

Deyth Banger

Good Screw You Quotes #363862
#16. Don't be afraid to screw up ! ... one of the key issues to learning is making mistakes ... if you're not making mistakes, you're probably not having a very good time

Robben Ford

Good Screw You Quotes #378001
#17. A Short Southern Screw? So I was right. You're craving something south ot the Mason-Dixon Line."
He moved closer, crowding her even though there was still a good twelve inches between them.
"I can assure you, though, I'm a man who isn't short in any sense of the word.

Katee Robert

Good Screw You Quotes #414435
#18. If you give a good idea to a mediocre group, they'll screw it up. If you give a mediocre idea to a good group, they'll fix it. Or they'll throw it away and come up with something else.

Edwin Catmull

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#19. What the hell did magic wands have to do with helping girls learn math and science? He'd been good at both. He could have helped them with math and science. Weren't these girls supposed to be building skills? Screw magic wands. He'd have handed out some fucking calculators.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Good Screw You Quotes #450263
#20. Truth will screw with you every which way, before it lets you to be anywhere near itself.

Fakeer Ishavardas

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#21. It's truly amazing what a good screw can do for your outlook, I thought.

Charlaine Harris

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#22. A lot of people trash their subtle physical body with psychedelic drugs. While they do certainly give you experiences in altered levels of attention, you pay a price for it. They definitely screw up the subtle physical. Hatha Yoga can be good for that.

Frederick Lenz

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#23. The secret of success was to screw up as late as possible. Then look good in a coffin.

Hugh Paxton

Good Screw You Quotes #550572
#24. I think that there are laughs in all aspects of life. I'm not a planner; stuff comes along and you read it, and if it scares you or if you think, 'Oh my God, this is so good. I hope I don't screw it up,' then you should probably do it.

Julie White

Good Screw You Quotes #612072
#25. I could've knocked the shit out of her .She'd have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out of rude people wasn't my style. Heckling them every chance I got was.
Hopefully she'd screw up soon. I didn't have all day.

Darynda Jones

Good Screw You Quotes #629553
#26. I know people in business. I know lots of people in the business world. I have good relationships with those people because I don't screw anyone over.

Lauren Blakely

Good Screw You Quotes #697990
#27. Good luck happens to people who work hard for it. Sometimes people just fall into the honey pot, but I've consistently strived to create whatever good fortune I can get in my life - and consistently strive just as hard not to screw it up once I have it!

Patrick Duffy

Good Screw You Quotes #726662
#28. Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up

Tim Ferriss

Good Screw You Quotes #768545
#29. They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

David Letterman

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#30. Self-stimulation? No! That wouldn't cut it! The only cure for her overactive hormones was a good old fashion screw.

Maria Cox

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#31. When another player screws up, I kind of erase it and make a good play.

Bob Sanders

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#32. Bad restaurants find unique ways to be bad. Good ones are good in the same way: good food, nice staff, a pleasant room. The human capacity for finding unique ways to screw things up always amazes me.

Jay Rayner

Good Screw You Quotes #884476
#33. Screw chocolate. A good steak is where it's at.

A.D. Posey

Good Screw You Quotes #991455
#34. One day I'm just going to say, "Good evening, I'm Alistair Cooke. Screw the plot! Watch the program.

Rebecca Eaton

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#35. I'm gonna be good at something other than marrying, darlings. Besides, I don't want them. I don't even wanna screw them, how am I gonna marry them?

Catherynne M Valente

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#36. One good thing about animation is that, if you do screw up a line, they won't use it. You can keep going until it's right.

Jim Cummings

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#37. If you don't have the confidence in baking, commit to making the recipe three times. The first two, do it exactly the way I've told you to make it. Twice. The first time you'll screw it up. The second time it will come out pretty good, and then the third time, make your adjustments.

Tom Douglas

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#38. If you give a good idea to a mediocre team, they will screw it up. If you give a mediocre idea to a brilliant team, they will either fix it or throw it away and come up with something better.

Ed Catmull

Good Screw You Quotes #1354336
#39. Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road.

Dolly Parton

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#40. Ll that is necessary for evil to triumph
is for good men to do nothing. I supposed old Edmund Burke had meant to include women in that. And if he hadn't, well, screw him.

Rachel Caine

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#41. Revenge is a lie we fabricate to ease our consciences. But like two negatives can never equal a positive, two wrong deeds cannot make a right. They only screw-up the equation.

Caroline George

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#42. Actors are always looking for actor-proof parts. A part so good you can't screw it up!

John Rhys-Davies

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#43. There is a very good chance I could have been a screw-up for the rest of my life.

Brandon Thomas

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#44. I think it was at 16 when I forced myself because my dad had nagged me for an entire year. Like, 'Come on, sing for people. You have a nice voice,' and I just wouldn't do it. One evening, I just decided, 'Screw it, I'll do it.' I remember it was really bad. But I did it. So that was good.

Charlie Puth

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#45. Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're not a bottle of Valium.

Augusten Burroughs

Good Screw You Quotes #1513842
#46. Shit. Is this a good idea?
I'm a lawyer for Christ's sake.
I look at Lorelai and she looks so happy that I don't care anymore.
Screw it! If she wants to vandalise this prick's car, I'm game.
I can come up with an alibi for us both later ...

Joanne McClean

Good Screw You Quotes #1586318
#47. being a good mother does not mean being perfect every single moment. we screw up. we get mad, we drink too much, eat too much, yell too much. a good mother learns from her mistakes and does what she can to not let them happen over and over.

Amy Hatvany

Good Screw You Quotes #1614143
#48. But I've always felt very comfortable on stage, even if I screw up. It always felt like a dog, this is my turf, piss around it. While I'm here, nothing else can happen. All I can do is screw up. Otherwise, have a good time.

Keith Richards

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#49. Screw the competition - focus on good customer service.

Richard Branson

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#50. You've got a good girl this time. Don't screw it up. Don't let her go.

Philip Roth

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#51. Britain makes it absolutely, blindingly clear that it is liberal social welfare policies. And they have turned a good chunk of their native population into animals. They are absolute animals. They are not humans with free will. They eat, they screw, they drink.

Ann Coulter

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#52. The most satisfaction I get is from doing a good gig, which really makes you feel in control. If you've worked a room really well, it makes you feel great. TV is a bit more difficult; there are more factors that can screw it up along the way.

Nina Conti

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#53. Mom, I feel good. This dress makes me feel like someone I didn't know I could be. I've never owned anything like it. But if when you see this - when you see me- you think it's a pity, that it's a shame I didn't lose a few, then screw you, Mom. Try harder.

Julie Murphy

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#54. Usually the way to screw up some good fishing is to have a tournament. This just keeps getting better and better.

David Walker

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#55. Screw you, I don't hate you I just don't find any good reason to like you.

Faith Chrissabelle

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#56. [Karen:] Why would you want to be friends with him?
[Rylie:] He has good insight into the male psyche. Besides, he's fun to talk to.
[Karen:] He's fun to screw, too, that doesn't mean it's a good idea.

Jessica Lave

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#57. It's not always going to be easy, and you will, without a doubt, screw up over and over again; but the next morning you'll wake up a new, changed person, and you'll try again. Be strong. Be brave. And, please, be good.

Tammy Blackwell

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