Golf Putter Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 35 Golf Putter Sayings

#1. I didn't try to cry my way out of Orlando. That was never my intention, or not what I did at all. And I understand everybody thought it was that way because of what was being put out there. - Author: Dwight Howard
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#2. The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole. - Author: Julius Boros
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#3. I call my putter 'Sweet Charity' because it covers such a multitude of sins from tee to green. - Author: Gardner Dickinson
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#4. The less said about the putter the better. Here is an instrument of torture, designed by Tantalus and forged in the devil's own smithy. - Author: Tony Lema
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#5. I don't hit it very far; I don't overpower a golf course, but I think I'm a pretty decent putter. At Augusta National, putting is premium. - Author: Zach Johnson
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#6. Some days you're the cockroach, some days you're the boot heel. - Author: Connie Brockway
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#7. Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after. - Author: Roxanne Snopek
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#8. It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her. - Author: Gary Player
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#9. I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush. - Author: Thomas Boswell
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#10. A good putter is a match for anyone. A bad putter is a match for no one. - Author: Harvey Penick
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#11. I've never been one to throw clubs, break clubs, or use bad language on the golf course. I've played with golfers who've done that, and I really hate to see it. If I did something like that, my dad would come get the putter and hit me upside the head with it. I knew better. - Author: Lucas Black
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#12. I don't support the belly putter. I think it's bad for the game of golf. - Author: Padraig Harrington
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#13. I've not given up hope the belly-putter will be banned. The R and A and the USGA are looking at it right now. - Author: Ernie Els
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#14. The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They'll do anything to find the perfect putter even though they'll insist no such instrument exists. - Author: Dave Marr
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#15. When I drove up on the set one day, and they'd put up a sign that says 'The Bill Engvall Show,' I stood there for 20 minutes just staring at it. The director, James Widdoes, came up and said, 'What are you doing?' And I said, 'Look at this! There's my name on a stage door in Hollywood!' - Author: Bill Engvall
Golf Putter Sayings #1582909
#16. No punching?" he asked.
"No kicking?"
"How about arm wrestling?"
"No. And before you ask, we've avoided Slug Bug, Slap Bets, and any and all Dance-Offs."
Fate Succumbs - Author: Tammy Blackwell
Golf Putter Sayings #1600581
#17. When the going is good and the putts are dropping, you love your putter. When it's going bad, it's like it has betrayed you and you want to throw the sucker in a lake. - Author: Ken Green
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#18. I will fall in love with any golf course that you have to drive the ball straight. You understand what I'm saying? That's my advantage. My advantage wasn't putting. In fact, I wasn't even a great putter or a good putter. - Author: Lee Trevino
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#19. A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a match for no one. - Author: Ben Sayers
Golf Putter Sayings #449363
#20. America rests on shared values rather than shared ethnicity. - Author: Joseph Nye
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#21. Graphics has lately made a great shift towards machine learning, which itself is about understanding data. - Author: Jefferson Han
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#22. Happiness is a long walk with a putter. - Author: Greg Norman
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#23. There's an old saying,'It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools.' It's usually the player who misses those three-footers, not the putter. - Author: Kathy Whitworth
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#24. I have felt darkness lead me by the hand
Over the hill to greet the singing dawn ... - Author: Allen Tate
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#25. I've stated my position, and that is that we do not need a contraption to play the game of golf. I would hope that we'd play under one set of rules, and those rules would include a ban on the long putter hooked to the body in some way, shape or form. - Author: Arnold Palmer
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#26. The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. - Author: Brian Weiss
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#27. I've really got no complaints about the way I played, just extremely frustrating with the putter and I'm sure there's a lot of other players saying the same thing except the guy who's going to win the golf tournament. - Author: Greg Norman
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#28. Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter. - Author: Tommy Bolt
Golf Putter Sayings #10750
#29. I work out six days a week. Usually 45 minutes of running, then swimming and weightlifting. - Author: Garrett Neff
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#30. Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter. - Author: Billy Graham
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#31. The Macabray, the dance of the living and the dead, the dance with Death. - Author: Neil Gaiman
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#32. The divorce is from my old putter. I think it's final - at least we're due for a long separation. I've suffered with that old putter for two years now. It got so rude I couldn't stand it. - Author: Shelley Hamlin
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#33. If I don't make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat! - Author: April Mae Monterrosa
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#34. It's in my nature to fight for the underdog. - Author: James Patterson
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#35. Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well. - Author: Craig Stadler
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