Golf In Heaven Quotes

#1. I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro.

Gary Player

#2. At my first Masters, I got the feeling, that if I didn't play well, I wouldn't go to heaven.

Dave Marr

#3. Pebble is a piece of sacred ground. They say it's the greatest meeting of land and water in the world. This course was heaven designed - just the way it fits on the land.

Johnny Miller

#4. I don't think much about my physical body going off into the long, green fairways of Heaven to play golf.

John Shelby Spong

#5. When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Bernie Mac

#6. If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.

Gary Player

#7. It's the most humbling sport ever. It's like a lousy lover. It's like some guy who's never there when you need him. Every once in a while, he comes and makes you feel like heaven on earth.. And then the moment you say, 'I really need this,' he's gone.

Dinah Shore