Top 58 Going Camping Sayings

#1. You need to be outdoors. Away from here. You need a holiday.

Fennel Hudson

Going Camping Sayings #3109
#2. I do not own any camping gear, but this is not a problem, as I have watched every season of Survivor.

David Thorne

Going Camping Sayings #30336
#3. When homeless people go camping, how do they know?

Dana Gould

Going Camping Sayings #34471
#4. He tells about his Sudanese roommate at Georgetown who owned a prayer rug with a compass to find Mecca built right into it. "After a few weeks in America, he rolled it up and used the compass to go camping," Han says.

Diana Abu-Jaber

Going Camping Sayings #46734
#5. Liebenthal's camping, and he's got more dakka than you. You're fucked if you go in together.
Claire Ashecroft

Matthew Graybosch

Going Camping Sayings #54557
#6. Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.

Yvonne Prinz

Going Camping Sayings #66670
#7. My dreams are tangled in images of stars and clouds and firelight - we go camping at night - it's my lucid dream of being with you ...

John Geddes

Going Camping Sayings #72718
#8. Of course, not everybody likes camping trips. I do not myself enjoy them much, because I'm not outdoorsy, or at any rate, I'm not outdoorsy overnight-without-a-matress-wise. There's a limit to the outdoorsiness to which some academics can be expected to submit.

Gerald A. Cohen

Going Camping Sayings #83138
#9. The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored.

David Eddings

Going Camping Sayings #96798
#10. Our band had perfected the art of punk-rock camping, throwing a bunch of crap into the van with, like, an hour's notice and just driving out into the mountains, where we'd drink beer, burn food, jam on our instruments around the campfire, and sack out under the open sky.

Gayle Forman

Going Camping Sayings #115411
#11. The first stage of camping always involves a trip to an outdoor equipment store like REI. These stores are well known for their abundance of white customers and their extensive inventory of things for white people to buy and only use once.

Christian Lander

Going Camping Sayings #118388
#12. Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?

Jessica Simpson

Going Camping Sayings #119472
#13. If you're not in New York, you're camping out.

Thomas Dewey

Going Camping Sayings #142520
#14. I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.

Steven Wright

Going Camping Sayings #165336
#15. Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.

Demetri Martin

Going Camping Sayings #179261
#16. Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

Demetri Martin

Going Camping Sayings #181948
#17. Life is an extended camping trip. With a leaky, inferior tent one runs no more risk of rain than anyone else; but if it does rain, the person in the cheap tent chances soaking in his sleeping bag, and possibly dying of hypothermia.

William T. Vollmann

Going Camping Sayings #189645
#18. Campingfahrt means not, as you might imagine, an unfortunate incident with Libby in a tent ... . It means "camping trip." I think I have a natural talent for languages.

Louise Rennison

Going Camping Sayings #197547
#19. I don't understand camping. It's organized inconvenience.) "If

Meg Cabot

Going Camping Sayings #199591
#20. I walked slowly to enjoy this freedom, and when I came out of the mountains, I saw the sky over the prairie, and I thought that if heaven was real, I hoped it was a place I never had to go, for this earth was greater than any paradise.

Daniel J. Rice

Going Camping Sayings #213505
#21. When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.

Carlos Mencia

Going Camping Sayings #227358
#22. I was a Scout years ago, before the movement started, when my father took me fishing, camping and hunting. Then I was sorry that more girls could not have what I had. When I learned of the movement, I thought, here is what I always wanted other girls to have.

Lou Henry Hoover

Going Camping Sayings #232727
#23. I try to appreciate the simple things. I've just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.

Bill Bailey

Going Camping Sayings #244703
#24. Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Dave Barry

Going Camping Sayings #258107
#25. Camping is something I've done all my life.

Stefanie Powers

Going Camping Sayings #267114
#26. Even more beautiful than the land that we passed, or the months spent camping on the plains, was learning to live with uncertainty.

Rinker Buck

Going Camping Sayings #287489
#27. I went camping in the Maasai Mara and we moved site every night. I had no idea how spectacular it would be, how removed from ordinary life, or how many animals we would see.

Georgina Chapman

Going Camping Sayings #294296
#28. Following my junior year in high school, I went on a camping trip through Russia in a group led by Horst Momber, a young language teacher from Roosevelt.

Peter Agre

Going Camping Sayings #315558
#29. they are mystified by certain instances.

William Carlos Williams

Going Camping Sayings #345129
#30. We're not much of a camping family. When I was in Cub Scouts, we went camping once, and my dad snored the whole time and kept me up. It wasn't that fun.

Chandler Riggs

Going Camping Sayings #350378
#31. My tent doesn't look like much but, as an estate agent might say, "It is air-conditioned and has exceptional location.

Fennel Hudson

Going Camping Sayings #392852
#32. we remain children as long as we feel the urge to keep crossing this border and to learn.

Peter Nadas

Going Camping Sayings #404002
#33. I've got two shirts still missing from the Bahamas. I'm sure they are part of a youth camping programme somewhere in Tanzania by now.

David Lange

Going Camping Sayings #412402
#34. People are complicated; you can't label 'em with a word.

Fredric Brown

Going Camping Sayings #419845
#35. Some people think that going on a caravan holiday is a slightly more upscale version of camping. Let me assure you, it is much better than that. You know that you will have your creature comforts wherever you are. I never have to pack light, and I can put the kettle on in any location.

Margaret Beckett

Going Camping Sayings #419892
#36. A perfect day would be to get into the car, drive out to Yosemite and go camping.

Michael Steger

Going Camping Sayings #429038
#37. ...our own barbaric civilization, in awe of the act of creation, does not respect creation at all.

Peter Nadas

Going Camping Sayings #438958
#38. I am not a person of nature. I love to think of myself as one, but I've never even gone camping.

Mila Kunis

Going Camping Sayings #495619
#39. I wonder what goes on night and day beneath the surface of a cemetery.

B. Traven

Going Camping Sayings #497558
#40. Damn if that man didn't look as good as a double bacon cheeseburger, after a week spent camping with my vegan friends. Fuck my life.

Madeline Sheehan

Going Camping Sayings #500450
#41. I enjoy doing fun things outdoors with my son to stay in shape. We like camping together. After a weekend in the woods, I'm sorer than after a week at the gym!

Beth Riesgraf

Going Camping Sayings #527489
#42. The problem with winter sports is that
follow me closely here
they generally take place in winter.

Dave Barry

Going Camping Sayings #528769
#43. (For better or for worse, my dad taught me that the best place to pitch a tent will always be the spot marked NO CAMPING.)

Elizabeth Gilbert

Going Camping Sayings #553282
#44. Do not collaborate with someone you would not go camping with.

Dan Poynter

Going Camping Sayings #560074
#45. The thing about books is, there are quite a number you don't have to read.

Donald Barthelme

Going Camping Sayings #572221
#46. Contrary to popular opinion, my dad was not a lazy man. He was not lazy at all, for instance, when it came to Going Places In His Truck. He was also very industrious about Preparing To Go Camping. And if something really interested him, he would work on it all day.

Haven Kimmel

Going Camping Sayings #594393
#47. I'm never going to live this down. I will forever be known as the pastor's kid who got arrested, made friends in jail, and threw up on the singles camping trip. That will look great on a resume.

A.C. Williams

Going Camping Sayings #682040
#48. I like going to museums and stuff, but I also like going out and doing lots of physical activity like camping and hiking. I like doing stuff that I've never done before. Curiosity is a big thing. Usually it means that people are intelligent and that they want to learn stuff about the world.

Nicholas D'Agosto

Going Camping Sayings #695011
#49. Before you find yourself stranded in the woods with a cranky apex predator, ask yourself: Do I really want to go on a camping trip with a vampire? The answer is probably going to be no.

Molly Harper

Going Camping Sayings #757177
#50. I see no hope for a revival among God's people today. They are so enamored and so cluttered up with Hollywood and newspapers and magazines and parties and bowling alleys and camping trips and everything else. How in the world are they going to get still long enough to see anything from God?

Lester Roloff

Going Camping Sayings #834570
#51. Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is.

It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine.

Cindy Roland Anderson

Going Camping Sayings #906444
#52. I don't like to camp. Early on, Mars is going to be camping. I think there are people far better suited to do that than me. But when the first Holiday Inn Express shows up, maybe I'll go.

Gwynne Shotwell

Going Camping Sayings #1030056
#53. Anna had read books about people in the cities going camping. They would leave their comfortable homes and beds and deliberately sleep in tents, on the ground, then cook their food outside over an open fire instead of in a well-stocked kitchen. She couldn't imagine something so ridiculous.

Gail Sattler

Going Camping Sayings #1502390
#54. The war against war is going to be no holiday excursion or camping party.

William James

Going Camping Sayings #1514974
#55. Well, right now we're so busy that I kind of had to put all the hobbies on hold. But I like going camping with my kids. I have two daughters; they're 7 and 10 years old.

Mark Kelly

Going Camping Sayings #1683838
#56. Hi," I call as he walks out. "Hi, Rosie. I told Charlie we were camping before New Year's." I think about that for a second. "You told her we were going, or you invited her to come?" "Shit,

Cath Crowley

Going Camping Sayings #1687913
#57. There's some things you just have to live with. Like twelve cars camping outside your house, and when you wake up in the morning, they're going to follow you wherever you go. It helps that I live in Valencia. It eliminates some. But they're still here.

Taylor Lautner

Going Camping Sayings #1760462
#58. I'm tired of being set upon by crazed Christians one minute and unbridled libertines the next. Girls, I'm going camping.

Bailey White

Going Camping Sayings #1861865

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