
Top 16 Gobel Quotes
#1. When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
George Gobel
#2. Ndamukong Suh is the best player in this generation to hit free agency since Reggie White.
Mark Dominik
#3. Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?
George Gobel
#4. Life is what happens to us when we are preparing for the journey.
Debasish Mridha
#5. The limitations you are willing to accept establish the boundaries of your existence.
Erwin McManus
#8. Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
George Gobel
#9. Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?
George Gobel
#10. I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
#11. My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
George Gobel
#12. If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
George Gobel
#13. College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
George Gobel
#14. If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
George Gobel
#16. No answer, just a squeal of brakes, a shrill "Fuck," and static.
N.E. White
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