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                #1. When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
                George Gobel
							 
            
                    
		    
                #2. Ndamukong Suh is the best player in this generation to hit free agency since Reggie White.
                Mark Dominik
							 
            
            
		    
                #3. Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?
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                #4. Life is what happens to us when we are preparing for the journey.
                Debasish Mridha
							 
            
                    
		    
                #5. The limitations you are willing to accept establish the boundaries of your existence.
                Erwin McManus
							 
            
            
		    
            
            
		    
            
            
		    
                #8. Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
                George Gobel
							 
            
                    
		    
                #9. Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?
                George Gobel
							 
            
            
		    
                #10. I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
                George Gobel
							 
            
            
		    
                #11. My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
                George Gobel
							 
            
            
		    
                #12. If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
                George Gobel
							 
            
            
		    
                #13. College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
                George Gobel
							 
            
            
		    
                #14. If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
                George Gobel
							 
            
                    
		    
            
            
		    
                #16. No answer, just a squeal of brakes, a shrill "Fuck," and static.
                N.E. White
							 
            
            
		 
		
			        
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