Glee Funniest Quotes

#1. Sometimes, I'll craft a scene that's so poignant; on the last keystroke I'll raise my hands high overhead and scream "Yes!" at the top of my lungs. I have yet to experience an orgasm so powerful and fulfilling.

Max Hawthorne

#2. We have been involved in more wars, on a bilateral basis, since the United Nations was formed than any other country by far.

Jimmy Carter

#3. There's no disgrace in failing, lad, Though friends and foes deride; In fact, a failure's not so bad As never having tried.

Ken Kesey

#4. You shape your own life, and the shape of your life is determined to a great extent by your attitude. This is an area that you can control, and in learning how to control and direct it, you will have great power over what is going to happen.

Bob Proctor

#5. There is a holy love and a holy rage, and our best virtues never glow so brightly as when our passions are excited in the cause. Sloth, if it has prevented many crimes, has also smothered many virtues; and the best of us are better when roused.

Charles Caleb Colton

#6. In life, we always search outside for unimportant things and ignore the most important things, which are inside us.

Debasish Mridha

#7. Nobody needs a mink coat but the mink.

S. Z. Sakall