Glasbury Service Quotes

#1. The ideal of self-advancement which the civilizing west offers to backward populations brings with it the plague of individual frustration. All the advantages brought by the West are ineffectual substitutes for the sheltering and soothing anonymity of communal existence.

Eric Hoffer

#2. The most remarkable thing about Calvin Coolidge is that he served for 67 months, and when he left office, the budget was lower than he came in. In real terms - in nominal terms with vanilla on top - he cut the budget year over year.

Amity Shlaes

#3. You never can tell about these mild-mannered boys.

James Carl Nelson

#4. The natural consequences of unearned wealth in undisciplined hands.

Ariel Allison

#5. In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take a bull by the horns, not by, um ...

Padma Lakshmi

#6. History repeats itself in the large because human nature changes with geological leisureliness.

Will Durant

#7. Have you ever been spanked?' he asked me. 'No,' I replied. 'Well, this is your lucky day.

Chloe Thurlow

#8. The boy would have to work, yet gain some reward because he probably enjoyed a crackling fire as much as the next child. Of course, because this was Ipsial, Miles might be teaching him to be an arsonist.

Bonnie Dee

#9. I'm going to go see if Graham needs first aid." Or mouth to mouth. It is my civic duty.

Lindy Zart

#10. Once you have a thick mixture, stop and use the cloth to strain the muddy water. It is this muddy water which contains the hair growing magic. This water should then be mixed with shampoo and applied to your head to help your hair grow.

Roc Marten

#11. I had dinner with my father last night, and made a classic Freudian slip. I meant to say, "Please pass the salt," but it came out, "You prick, you ruined my childhood.

Jonathan Ned Katz