Girlie Magazines Quotes

#1. Why does one never hear of government funding for the preservation and encouragement of comic strips, girlie magazines and TV soap operas? Because these genres still hold the audience they were created to amuse and instruct.

John Updike

#2. Sleep deprivation can lead to insanity, and insanity can lead to buying sweatshirts at Abercrombie

Casey Rand

#3. It's important for people to know that I'm still focused on football ... I'm handling my business to get ready for the next season.

Colin Kaepernick

#4. Unlike the millions who casually masturbate in solitude while looking at girlie pictures in Playboy and similar magazines, the massage man preferred an accomplice, an attendant lady of respectable appearance who would help him reduce the guilt and loneliness of this most lonely act of love.

Gay Talese

#5. My daughter couldn't care less about me being famous. She finds it revolting and, like a lot of teenagers, is virtually allergic to me. That started at 12 and hasn't gone anywhere yet.

Dawn French

#6. Half-sloshed mums're rolling their eyes at sun-pinked dads burning bangers on barbecues.

David Mitchell

#7. My own cabaret is constantly evolving with what is occurring in my own life, so motherhood is a natural addition to it.

Susan Egan

#8. I do not know whether God exists, but I know that I have nothing to gain from being an atheist if he does not exist, whereas I have plenty to lose if he does. Hence, this justifies my belief in God.

Blaise Pascal

#9. There is nothing more unaesthetic than a policeman.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#10. There's three parts to football: offense, defense, and special teams. You'd no more ignore special teams than you would offense or defense.

Marv Levy

#11. I love to hang out with boys - I've got brothers - but I'm a girl's girl, in all the ways you can be girlie. Nails and chats and gossip magazines and reality TV and pop culture.

Alice Eve