Gig Worker Humor Quotes

#1. Two powerful, opposing forces - one seducing people to eat and the other telling them they are failures if they do - create heartache everywhere.

Emme

#2. They said these North Korean missiles had enough range to hit Seattle, but residents in Seattle were not worried. Today Bill Gates said Microsoft has enough missiles to destroy North Korea ten times over.

Jay Leno

#3. Our real poems are already in us / and all we can do is dig. / We can work for years and never find them / or miss them when they stare us in the face.

Jonathan Galassi

#4. Neither rejoice nor lament prematurely; for whatever may happen, all will be well if we only have health; for happiness exists
merely in the imagination.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

#5. I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are.

Lena Dunham

#6. She was peace. She was exhilaration. He could share anything with her.

Stephanie Fournet

#7. The game enforces smirks; but we have seen
The moon in lonely alleys make
A grail of laughter of an empty ash can,
And all through the sound of gaiety and quest
Have heard a kitten in the wilderness.

Hart Crane

#8. The future generations will look at the leaders of our time and laugh at their arrogant conviction on their ignorance.

Daniel Marques

#9. Colour itself is a degree of darkness..

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#10. You don't have to gaze into a crystal ball when you can read an open book.

Aneurin Bevan