Geyler Azeri Quotes

#1. She blinks at me like I've lost my mind. Hell, maybe I have. "Are you insane?"
"Potentially," I say. "You?"
"Am I insane?"
I nod.
"I'm starting to feel like it," she mutters, running her hands down her face.

J.M. Darhower

#2. My stand-up has always been very character-based. I'm not really the kind of person that's like, 'Hey, here's what's on my mind! Tip your waitress!' I would create the jokes based on the character I was playing. It was always a performance-based thing for me.

Mary Lynn Rajskub

#3. As far as I know, this steak question originally came up in a lengthy 4chan thread, which quickly disintegrated into poorly informed physics tirades intermixed with homophobic slurs. There was no clear conclusion.

Randall Munroe

#4. He thought, Yeah. Yeah, non-smokers live seven years longer. Which seven will be subtracted by the god called Time? It won't be that convulsive, heart-bursting spell between twenty-eight and thirty-five. No. It'll be that really cool bit between eighty-six and ninety-three.

Martin Amis

#5. It blows my mind that anyone could be unkind to anyone.

Minka Kelly

#6. The social entrepreneurs are governments' best friends.

Bill Drayton

#7. I could talk about Blade Runner forever.

Brion James

#8. Just because he doesn't want to hear it doesn't mean you shouldn't say it.

Varian Johnson

#9. Fitz!' Motley greeted me. 'Hello, stupid!' she added. The

Robin Hobb